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Written by Matthew Flint on 2024-12-24 at 23:13

Today I learned that Blåhaj are difficult to gift-wrap.

[#]blahaj

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Written by jan Ki | 奇 :nonbinary_flag: on 2024-12-24 at 23:56

@matthew

what do you mean? it's perfect!

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Written by Michael on 2024-12-25 at 00:19

@matthew and i learned last week you can push a Blåhaj into a Backpack...

soooo there are possibilitys! ;D

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Written by Mark Stosberg on 2024-12-25 at 01:23

@matthew 50/50 chance this package contains a pair socks.

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Written by Arapalla on 2024-12-25 at 01:31

@matthew

Needs googly eyes 😉

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Written by Leah :verifiedlesbian: on 2024-12-25 at 02:36

@matthew put it in a box

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Written by Alexa Devreux-Swift on 2024-12-25 at 09:06

@otter @matthew nobody puts Blåhaj in a box 🎁

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Written by Rachel on 2024-12-25 at 04:42

@matthew@mastodon.me.uk nah just gotta compress 'em with a vacuum bag ​:blobfoxmelt3:​

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Written by Alexia :neocat_flag_trans: :therian: on 2024-12-25 at 04:44

@rachel @matthew blåhaj.zip!!

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Written by Mel on 2024-12-25 at 15:31

@cyrus @rachel @matthew 🤣

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Written by Curious Loth-cat on 2024-12-25 at 05:57

@matthew I'd be stoked to receive this. The wrapping is like an extra gift.

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Written by 2xfo on 2024-12-25 at 06:28

@matthew

Looking Shark

🦈😉

🫲🥼👉

🎁👖

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Written by Malcontent Negotiation on 2024-12-25 at 08:22

@matthew might've got away with it if somebody hadn't stuck that eye on it. Dead giveaway

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Written by Matthew Flint on 2024-12-25 at 09:13

@pikesley We thought the teeth were the giveaway, so removed them.

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Written by West Lawns on 2024-12-25 at 08:54

@matthew

Nice.

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Written by Graham Sutherland / Polynomial on 2024-12-25 at 11:37

@matthew would be extraordinarily funny if it turned out to just be a mug or something, padded out with origami and toilet paper.

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Written by Ozzelot :anarchy: :linux: on 2024-12-25 at 11:37

@matthew I hope it’s a viola

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Written by GroßStadtPflanze :verified: on 2024-12-25 at 11:45

@matthew Hah, ich weiß es, da sind Bücher drin!

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Written by Ela on 2024-12-25 at 11:47

@matthew Same. We resorted to skipping the wrapping paper and just giving it a gift ribbon.

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Written by Von Xylofon on 2024-12-25 at 12:17

@matthew It's pronounced Blåhaj.

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Written by Cat on 2024-12-25 at 13:15

@matthew I hope it's Blahaj shaped PlayStation 5

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Written by Jennifer on 2024-12-25 at 13:23

@matthew 😂😂😂

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Written by Jon Roach on 2024-12-25 at 14:09

@matthew chortle, and thanks for the new hashtag to follow!

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Written by Lewis Edwards on 2024-12-25 at 14:58

@matthew That's fantastic work. I'm a terrible wrapper. It would have gone in a trash bag with a bow slapped on it.

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Written by phi1997 on 2024-12-25 at 14:58

@matthew

What could possibly be inside the shork-shaped present?

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Written by Matthew Flint on 2024-12-25 at 16:00

@phi1997 Socks maybe? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Written by Angela on 2024-12-25 at 15:25

@matthew The eye sticker is what makes it perfect.

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Written by Mel on 2024-12-25 at 15:32

@matthew that's a masterpiece! 🥰

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Written by NKTSecurity on 2024-12-25 at 16:46

@matthew My daughter saw this and exclaimed, deadpan, "I hope it's a PS5"!

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Written by EndlessMason on 2024-12-25 at 16:51

@matthew Sick, i hope it's that new xbox controller I wanted - i've been dropping hints about that for months

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Written by nev on 2024-12-25 at 18:07

@matthew should've vacuum sealed that sucker (source: https://mothership.sg/2022/01/ikeas-blahaj-vacuum-bags/)

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Written by Batgranny on 2024-12-26 at 15:25

@nev @matthew That's horrifying!

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Written by fossilite on 2024-12-25 at 20:12

@matthew

Great... Now I have a new obsession.

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Written by Nick on 2024-12-25 at 23:48

@matthew “Is it shoes?”

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Written by snowyfox on 2024-12-26 at 02:46

P-Paper shark...

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Written by Tar on 2024-12-28 at 00:04

@matthew I hope it's a drum kit 😇

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Written by Matthew Flint on 2024-12-28 at 13:06

@Tar Only if it was a gift for someone else’s kids ;-)

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Written by Simon Zerafa on 2024-12-28 at 17:26

@matthew

Is it a bike or a football? 😄🤷‍♂️

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