This is Edward "Bigballs" Coristine, 19. Special DOGE employee who now has access to every American's social security information. He has not passed any security clearances, nor has any expertise other than being [checks notes] an intern at Musk's Neuralink concern.
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@Theblueone Another unelected bureaucrat.
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Young Republicans can be easily identified by cargo shorts. Be on the lookout
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For fucks sake, my information is being perused by a clown in cargo shorts?
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@Theblueone @astroPug Isn't a return to meritocracy grand? /sarcasm
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@hankg @Theblueone @astroPug in Britain there was once a time only schoolboys (up to early teens) would wear shorts all year round, adult men wore long trousers and even today wearing shorts to work would be unusual unless you are a postman or working in construction or other outdoor work during particularly warm weather..
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He is a young dude, it kind of tracks a little.
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@astroPug @Theblueone Same I want ten minutes alone with him.🤜 🤡
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A Luigi don't need no 10 minutes.
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I just was saying I want give him the ass whooping he should have got in high school.
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@astroPug @Theblueone A lot of experienced IT staff work in cargo shorts. These chuds are probably wearing skinny jeans.
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I won’t call the fashion police on him if he stops snooping on our data, lol.
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@Theblueone looks like every douche frat rat ever.
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@CatDragon @Theblueone as expected, has an eminently punchable face.
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Ethan Shaotran's profile is scrubbed from LinkedIn like Eddie BigBall's, but it's still archived. Says he's also a Harvard student, but he may actually be a student, unlike Mr. HarvardX there
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@Theblueone he was a camp counselor. That makes it okay to roast your retirement along with the marshmallows.
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Musk has his very own chapter of the Hitler Youth.
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@Theblueone where are his parents?
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@Theblueone how is this even possible?
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@kkarhan @Theblueone Gop sold out the country.
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The incels won.
Fuck us.
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"Big balls"? Or "Blue balls"?
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@Theblueone We just lost our democratic form of government to this cherubic fuck face.
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@Theblueone he worked at path lmao. that's all you gotta say
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What a responsible, educated...pickle.
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@Theblueone thats troubling...he.looks like.a chav named chad...#Chadthechav
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@Theblueone Cambridge Analytica on a much bigger scale.
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@Theblueone @LordCaramac That guy is Beavis and Butthead in one person.
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@Theblueone The English would call him "wanker" and Spanish speakers would call him Pajero. It's a shame that Americans don't really have a term for "wankers".
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@harmonicarichard @Theblueone Oh, we sometimes use wanker. I think that's an apt description.
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@APBBlue @harmonicarichard I like “chucklefuck” & “jabroni” myself
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@Theblueone @harmonicarichard A+
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@harmonicarichard @Theblueone they do... it's Republican
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@Theblueone I bet he's an excellent ball fondler.
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I heard Mr. Bigballs is Canadian.
If I were Trudeau, I would make it a priority to compromise him.
Leak us everything and we'll make your mother rich. Refuse? Maybe she needs some jail time.
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@Phosphenes Not sure he’s Canadian. He went to elementary & high school in Westchester, NY.
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We need some phone numbers, addresses, and names of relatives.
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Cedar Fen Farm on 2025-02-03 at 14:42
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Here are the names of those engineers doing it, dug up by Wired.
The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. None have responded to requests for comment from WIRED. Representatives from OPM, GSA, and DOGE did not respond to requests for comment.
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Hopefully, this century's Lady Jane Greys.
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@Theblueone Crush this twink fucker
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"BigBalls"
Yeah
Has he even finished puberty yet?
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If you look at that second image you can see that he actually comes fully qualified. I mean he's been both a camp counselor and an assistant bike mechanic!
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