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Written by astroPug on 2025-02-01 at 23:47

Another day, conservatives are still weird and creepy.

They can feel free to downplay it, but the unelected billionaire boy is touching systems he shouldn’t be touching and nobody is stopping him.

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Written by astroPug on 2025-02-01 at 17:18

Someone is blasting music from their car, and from my little warm hidey hole, not even mad.

[#]nusic

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Written by astroPug on 2025-02-01 at 03:50

I have some really good gifts picked out. I’m so excited.

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-31 at 23:04

When that song from the Barbie movie comes on, and I’m not the only dweeb headbopping in a public place…

[#]Barbie #DuaLipa #Music

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-31 at 21:42

A sandwich so generously filled , I need to it with fork and knife.

Alright!

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-30 at 22:31

Learn something new every day.

I kind of have to, as I’m taking a course, but I have to admit that I am thankful for every nugget of insight.

It’s very rewarding.

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-30 at 07:58

Pay the dog. You don’t need to get up from your sofa. Just extend the hand clasping the bill over your shoulder, and the dog will take it from there.

This improves your relationship with the dog.

[#]HashtagGames #RelationshipAdviceFromSitcoms

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-30 at 07:50

Tell the smelly cat it’s not their fault.

And feed them, because we don’t know what they’re being fed.

This will help your relationships with said cat.

[#]HashtagGames

[#]RelationshipAdviceFromSitcoms

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-29 at 21:09

Ah, there is satisfaction in migrating folks in my circle over to signal.

And my special thanks to that friend who first introduced me to it. ❤️

[#]Signal #gratitude

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-29 at 20:49

I feel the need to add that this can’t pass at the moment because, as far as I know, it takes 2/3 of both house and senate each, plus 3/4 of the states to change the constitution.

However, I just want to point out that republicans are signaling loud and clear what they want.

There it is. No funny wishy-washy backtracking shit, like they did before the election.

Let’s take them at their word.

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-29 at 20:39

No, republicans, those of us with uteruses are not second class citizens.

You’ll find out.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/722

Also. To whoever said they wouldn’t. We told you so.

[#]UsPol #RightToChose #Abortion

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-29 at 17:00

Ready to transport to wherever this day takes me!

https://mastodon.social/@StarTrekScreens/113912003251795725

[#]StarTrek

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-29 at 06:49

Ok, back to the regular schedule program where I try to finish some last minute tasks and not shitpost.

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-29 at 05:33

Today, I learned about #asstodon

Donkeys are class.

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-29 at 05:29

Hello all new people!

Welcome to the Fedi!

I bet you’ve been given the initial tips already but just in case, here goes:

1. Follow many people. That’s how you find interesting stuff. Here are a few:

@georgetakei @RickiTarr

@TheBreadmonkey

@the_etrain

@catsalad

@mekkaokereke

@futurebird

A few silly bots:

@SmudgeTheInsultCat

@RikerGoogling

Some art for you:

@Blahmage

And if you keep an eye out on introductions, there are so many new photography accounts right now, I couldn’t be happier.

Oh, the writers tend to live on wandering.shop. Here are a few.

@annaleen

@marthawells

@cstross

Check #FollowFriday for the hashtag for people’s recommendations. We’re still doing that, right guys?

2. Use hashtags to find topics you like.

[#]HashtagGames, where every day, we make ridiculous puns and it pleases us.

Or #Monsterdon, where we watch Monster movies every Sunday.

Anyways, happy tooting!

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-29 at 00:31

I grew up to become a person who does silly dances about things that make me happy.

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-28 at 20:58

Ah yes. The solution to any math problem appears to be to read the part of the sentence you skipped over the first time.

It was right there! Right there!

The value of the thing observed has been behind the sofa the entire time.

I’m observing you now, y. I see you.

[#]Math #ReadingComprehension #TheyreTheSamePicture

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-28 at 19:34

Let’s stir that matcha and then add just a bit of milk.

Yes. Nice.

Make it so.

[#]Tea #Matcha #MatchaQuasiLatte

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-28 at 19:26

This sounds suitable ridiculous. I hope I get to catch it this Sunday.

https://octodon.social/@Taweret/113907460411687866

[#]Monsterdon

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Written by astroPug on 2025-01-28 at 17:53

I was gonna say: anytime that felonious clown talks about my state, he lies.

https://journa.host/@w7voa/113906025259142616

Maintenance was done, and then the feds turned the water back on, lol.

[#]UsPol #California

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