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Written by Jeff ♨️ Darcy on 2024-12-26 at 13:52

• drops an abomination into the room and runs away*

From Daniel Feldman (dfeldman.org) on Bluesky.

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Written by rdm on 2024-12-26 at 15:02

@Obdurodon

That is oddly clever. Terrible abuse of charsets and hashdefs.

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Written by econads on 2024-12-26 at 16:51

@rdm

Extremely readable though

@Obdurodon

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Written by JacobRPG+ 🫘 on 2024-12-26 at 23:58

@econads @rdm @Obdurodon I kinda love it

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Written by econads on 2024-12-27 at 11:09

@jaykass

Gonna be a bastard to type though, unless you can get some IDE magic going on.

@rdm @Obdurodon

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Written by Dr. Fortyseven 🥃 █▓▒░ on 2024-12-26 at 15:06

@Obdurodon That's pretty much either an instant hire during an interview, or reason to have security drag you away. 🤔

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Written by Camilo on 2024-12-26 at 16:41

@fortyseven @Obdurodon why not both? Hired on the spot, then fired when they try and actually use it in the business’s codebase 😂

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Written by Johan Sköld on 2024-12-26 at 19:45

@fortyseven @Obdurodon and ignore the botched fizzbuzz implementation? 😄

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Written by Dr. Fortyseven 🥃 █▓▒░ on 2024-12-26 at 19:57

@rhoot @Obdurodon 🌟 The ol' razzle-dazzle will keep them distracted. 🌟

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Written by Luigi on 2024-12-26 at 15:30

@Obdurodon

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Written by Matt Gray on 2024-12-26 at 16:45

@Obdurodon

For anyone else looking for the original

https://bsky.app/profile/dfeldman.org/post/3le5m5hvrik2l

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Written by Jima :Compromise_bi_flag: on 2024-12-26 at 20:37

@mattgrayyes @Obdurodon For anyone looking for the original @dfeldman...

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Written by Jima :Compromise_bi_flag: on 2024-12-26 at 20:38

@mattgrayyes @Obdurodon @dfeldman (even though he clearly saves his primo content for other platforms 😔)

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-12-28 at 06:25

@jima @mattgrayyes @Obdurodon lol I’m on here too. I just stole this from some anonymous person on Reddit, who probably stole it too. Not sure who the original is.

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Written by mirabilos on 2024-12-26 at 17:10

@Obdurodon but… does it actually work?

Wouldn’t #define define a macro e.g. ╔ but not ╔════════ etc.?

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Written by Ryan Castellucci :nonbinary_flag: on 2024-12-27 at 03:50

@mirabilos @Obdurodon i regret to inform you that

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Written by mirabilos on 2024-12-27 at 08:26

@ryanc @Obdurodon you need a compiler that allows C99+ identifiers with UCS names, of course. I added that to pcc, GCC lacked it for a long time and I’m not sure it even has it now, but the præprocessor is an entirely different thing…

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Written by kaiyou on 2024-12-26 at 17:15

@Obdurodon It's actually beautiful and deserves a Forth equivalent someday.

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Written by obscurestar on 2024-12-26 at 19:49

@kaiyou @Obdurodon does not it NO!

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Written by bit101 on 2024-12-26 at 17:58

@Obdurodon unobfuscated c

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Written by Becca Royal-Gordon on 2024-12-26 at 19:32

@Obdurodon I'll just drop here the same thing I posted over there:

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Written by yetzt on 2024-12-28 at 11:49

@beccadax @Obdurodon where is the opening bracket afzer the first if?

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Written by Becca Royal-Gordon on 2024-12-28 at 16:43

@yetzt @Obdurodon Read it as though it also had the defines in the original image.

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Written by Kevin Boyd (he/him) 🇨🇦 on 2024-12-26 at 20:25

@Obdurodon Speaking as someone who long ago tried to write menuing systems for BBS doors for fun:

🤩🤩🤩

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Written by Donald Hobern on 2024-12-26 at 21:58

@Obdurodon

Wouldn't that just print "0", "fizzbuzz" 14 times, then "15", 14 more instances of "fizzbuzz", then "30", etc.? Isn't it missing three ! characters?

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Written by Jens Christian on 2024-12-27 at 00:06

@dhobern @Obdurodon yeah

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Written by Janne Moren on 2024-12-26 at 23:56

@Obdurodon

...I don't hate it. I know, it's a joke. But I don't hate it.

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Written by Sylvain Glaize on 2024-12-27 at 00:11

@Obdurodon that's beautiful

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Written by Michel Lind :fedora: :debian: on 2024-12-27 at 18:09

@Obdurodon he's also here on Hachyderm! @dfeldman

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