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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-11-02 at 05:10

Don’t forget to change your clock up an hour on Saturday! Always remember - fall forward, spring back!

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-11-02 at 05:09

If your Nate be Dogg, you’re cool as a frogg

If your Nate be Silver, oh buddy, he won’t deliver

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-11-02 at 05:05

Did you know famous mathematician Claude Shannon invented a pangram (sentence that contains all letters once)?

Here it is: Squdgy fez, blank jimp crwth Vox.

No one said it was good.

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-29 at 07:38

A blog post on the AWA Solutions Architect Professional certification which I recently did

http://dfeldman.org/post/aws-pro-sa

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-29 at 06:35

Tired: Cloud computing

Wired: Clod computing

(computing for the very dull)

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-28 at 19:14

If Trump wins we’re going to have a constitutional crisis as he attempts to do a bunch of illegal stuff

If Trump loses we’re going to have a constitutional crisis as he attempts to seize power through procedure

Either way, constitutional crisis

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-25 at 16:06

The Washington Post is not making a presidential endorsement because Bezos fears retaliation if Trump wins.

Democracy dies in cowardice.

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-25 at 06:11

We should absolutely repeal the Logan Act. It’s completely unfair. He didn’t choose to have bones made from adamantium

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-25 at 05:16

I don’t think left/right and liberal/conservative make sense anymore as political groups. Not when you have Dick Cheney and AOC on the same side. There’s just a reality-based universe, and a conspiracy-theory-based universe. They don’t disagree on just policies; they actually disagree on events.

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-25 at 01:36

Yesterday: There’s an unpublished story that could kill Trump’s entire campaign.

Today: I wonder which of the seven horrific stories that came out today they were talking about, specifically.

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-25 at 01:12

Elon Musk last year: Haha if Trump doesn’t win, I’m probably going to jail

The world: Nah, this is America, you can support whichever politician you want

Elon Musk: * does a bunch of incredibly illegal stuff * How about now?

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-25 at 00:45

Sure the capabilities are different. BlueSky has videos, Mastodon has polls. Feeds are very different. Covering up the differences may be a bit tricky but shouldn’t be impossible.

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-25 at 00:42

If I’m browsing the Web, I don’t care whether the site I’m using is on HTTP/1, HTTP/2, or HTTP/3. They’re all completely different protocols but the browser just does its thing regardless. Sure I can find out if I want to, but why would I?

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-25 at 00:40

I don’t want BlueSky to win or Mastodon to win. They’re both open systems. I want to have clients so good I can browse both and not even know which platform each person is on.

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-24 at 21:14

The unexamined life is … I dunno

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-24 at 20:56

Macadamia nuts are named after John Macadam. Macadam roads (now called tarmac) are named after John McAdam. They are not related. 🌈 🌠

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-24 at 03:08

UPDATE: I have been informed that this is illegal under both state and federal law. I’m now hiring for an experienced criminal defense attorney with a background in election law who accepts payment in grilled cheese sandwich.

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-24 at 03:08

I can’t offer a $1 million prize, but if you send me proof you have voted, I will enter you in a daily raffle for a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-23 at 19:20

BREAKING: Dick Cheney endorses Insane Clown Posse

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Written by Daniel Feldman on 2024-10-22 at 06:10

(If you’re not in the US, Applebees is where you want to pay $20 for a microwaved appetizer and $1 for a very weak margarita. It’s not bad but it’s not good either.)

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