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Written by phildini on 2024-10-22 at 21:39

Southerners saying “sweet jesus” implies the existence of dry jesus, sparkling jesus, and table jesus

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Written by Infinity Mme on 2024-10-22 at 21:42

@phildini nah, growing up in a dry house, we differentiate instead between sweet or savory Jesus

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Written by Erik on 2024-10-22 at 21:43

@MmeLibertine @phildini not sweet and unsweet?

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Written by Infinity Mme on 2024-10-22 at 21:43

@edebill @phildini nah, BBQ metrics, not tea metrics

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Written by Erik on 2024-10-22 at 22:04

@MmeLibertine @phildini Fair.

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Written by brennen on 2024-10-22 at 21:44

@phildini on a somewhat different tack, it may also imply the existence of dill jesus, bread and butter jesus, ...

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Written by dreid on 2024-10-22 at 22:07

@phildini it's sweet as in tea so there is only sweet Jesus and sweet Jesus with lemon until you get to the Carolina's and then there is also unsweetened Jesus.

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Written by Klara in the hidden land on 2024-10-22 at 22:12

@dreid @phildini Ugh I'd really rather have a nice cup of green Jesus, but I know they'll use boiling water regardless of what I order so I should probably just get the Scottish breakfast Jesus.

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Written by Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🕹 🙄 on 2024-10-22 at 22:18

@phildini I prefer Sour Jesus, but Teriyaki Jesus is good, too. Chewy.

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Written by laen on 2024-10-22 at 22:37

@phildini we often say "christ on a bike", and i wonder why he never seems to use any other forms of transport.

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Written by Valerie Roney on 2024-10-22 at 23:06

@moonrabbit @phildini my family says "christ on a cracker!"

...which does imply a savory jesus. 🤔

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Written by laen on 2024-10-23 at 20:47

@vlrny @phildini better than an unsavoury jesus!

(also, christ on a cracker 😂)

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Written by smellsofbikes on 2024-10-22 at 22:59

@phildini umami jesus

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Written by RealGravitas -Citizen Saboteur on 2024-10-22 at 23:58

@phildini I love a little sweet jesus with my extra virgin olive oil.

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Written by Eric G. on 2024-10-23 at 00:27

@phildini Who could forget "smokin' hot jesus"?

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Written by Mike Pirnat on 2024-10-23 at 01:54

@phildini Late harvest Jesus.

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Written by Jeff Forcier on 2024-10-23 at 03:45

@mpirnat @phildini old vine Jesus

Estate Jesus

Communion Jesu–wait hang on a sec

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Written by Phil Stevens :tinoflag: on 2024-10-23 at 03:14

@phildini I am here for spicy and salty messiahs, TYVM.

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