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Written by Helen on 2025-01-31 at 21:47

[#]3GoodThings

• Fiancé said I can't have alpacas at our wedding. He stood by as I took a call from the alpaca people saying they'd been in touch with our venue. The venue is more excited than I am and apparently the wedding coordinator asked if she could meet the alpacas and pet them too. Long story short: deposit is paid and I'm having fucking alpacas at my wedding!

• My lifelong dream of seeing Cirque du Soleil was met today. It was fascinating. As a consequence I've signed up for pole dancing lessons. Instead of being unfit, I can be unfit in a really sexy way.

• The next book in the ACOTAR series arrives tomorrow and I have just enough book left in the first one to send me to sleep. When I return from work tomorrow, books will be waiting!

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Written by Keith on 2025-01-31 at 21:53

@miffyhelen This sounds great. As long as it's all consensual. #FuckingAlpacas

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Written by CynBlogger™️🙈🙉🙊 on 2025-01-31 at 22:49

@miffyhelen

What will the alpacas wear?

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Written by Helen on 2025-02-01 at 06:57

@cynblogger this is the actual alpacas dressed for the occasion 😁

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Written by CynBlogger™️🙈🙉🙊 on 2025-02-01 at 08:38

@miffyhelen

Fabulous! 😍

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Written by Phil Ashby :marmite: 🍵 on 2025-02-01 at 00:22

@miffyhelen that's one fabulous Friday!

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Written by Inner Visioner on 2025-02-01 at 00:35

@miffyhelen Woot for alpaca dreams and pole dancing 🥳!

Not at the same time, obv…

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Written by Wen on 2025-02-01 at 06:41

@miffyhelen @TheBreadmonkey How are you cooking them? Stewed or barbecued? 🤔

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Written by Helen on 2025-02-01 at 11:01

@Wen @TheBreadmonkey raw

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