I'm punchy today. It's way too early, I haven't even had my first cup of wine yet
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"But what about essential utilities?? Surely that would cause chaos for them!" Well that feeds into my next point: Those should be nationalized and run as not-for-profit public goods, at a loss if needed. I told you I was radicalized, but you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?
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My new radicalized fantasy idea: No company should be allowed to have a market cap or employee count larger than some relatively small number. If they grow that big they have to split into smaller independent companies.
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Anyway, if a broken laptop leads to 10 business days of downtime for an employee, something is wrong with your organization is what I'm saying.
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I still can't actually do any work at work, because they haven't given me local admin access on my laptop. I can't install any of the tools I use. I can't even restore the backup I made of my old laptop. IT claims it's going to take 4 days for them to get around to my admin request.
How do big companies function?! This is insane.
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Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?
It's not even funny. That's ridiculous.
Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?
Eleven.
It's not even funny.
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My number one complaint is that you need a phone number, but that's true of just about everything these days and I don't think they're going to address that. At least you don't need to SHARE your phone number with anyone any more.
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My NUMBER TWO complaint about Signal is being addressed! I'm very happy about this. When you add a new device to your account, you will soon be able to bring your entire chat history with you to the new device if you want to!
https://mastodon.world/@signalapp/113901807240668357
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Finally getting around to setting up the retro gaming and VCR corner
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I was buying bagels at Safeway and I felt so bad for this one I had to take it home. It’s ok, bagel, I like you just the way you are…
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I think at this point in history there may actually be a small (very small), but sustainable market for a high quality monthly print magazine that refuses to have a website of any kind, except maybe a website to act as an online way to subscribe to the print magazine. It'd almost have a "forbidden fruit" kind of thing going on.
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I am more and more radicalized every day.
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FWIW: It feels like everyone my age who grew up anywhere near woods that they could play in had this experience. I certainly did. My friends and I found some pretty dank Danish porn magazines in the woods behind our apartment complex on one occasion. "Woods Porn" was the only other place to see porn other than stumbling across magazines in your dad's sock drawer.
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Please forgive this strange poll, but I'm genuinely curious about this phenomenon. I don't know how widespread it was, but it seems to have been very widespread in my generation, and I suspect it died out in the early 2000s. I also suspect this might be more of an American experience, but who knows.
When you were a teenager, did you ever find a stash of pornographic magazines while you were playing in the woods? (I've broken this down by age) Feel free to boost.
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Also does anyone have a good, friendly, small-ish Pixelfed instance I can join? I don't want to join the main one, it feels too big and unsustainable to pile everyone onto one instance.
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Unironically, it's been the Year of Linux on the Desktop for me since 1993, I'm ready to move on. Maybe this will be the Year of Haiku on the Desktop.
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The Nepenthes tar pit I deployed on my web server has received 1,026,125 AI scraper hits in the last five days.
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Some people I enjoy following are posting a lot of stuff that’s pretty bad for my brain right now, and not using any of my filtered terms, but I just realized Mastodon gives me the power to mute them for 7 days and I like that. It’ll be ok, they’ll be back and I’ll be back and it’ll be good.
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I want my "Caps Lock" key to be my "Control" key, but also to be my "Escape" key, and to just magically know which one I want to be each time I press it.
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I Have No Take, and I Must Scream
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