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Written by Kay Elúvian on 2025-02-04 at 13:22

And now the news, don't touch that dial!

• Starmer announces new policy to "phone EU in the middle of the night and breath heavily"

• DeepBlue achieves "consciousness" and "ennui"

• All is now Reform UK! Bow to its will, subcreatures, and embrace oblivion!

• Wealthy fish offers tours of Washington State to other rich marine animals

[#]ukpolitics #ukpol #news #satire

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