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Written by David August on 2025-02-03 at 19:24

🥔

[#]funny #potato

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Written by I see Dud people! on 2025-02-03 at 19:24

@davidaugust I'm sure I saw a move called "The Thing" with that in it!

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Written by David August on 2025-02-03 at 19:38

@BackFromTheDud I think I did too!

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Written by Alex on 2025-02-03 at 23:22

@BackFromTheDud @davidaugust I can hear the theme beat through this image

Edit - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=meU2gAU7Xss

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Written by David August on 2025-02-04 at 01:17

@depereo @BackFromTheDud good choice!

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Written by Tequila Keeps You Warm! on 2025-02-04 at 01:23

@depereo @BackFromTheDud @davidaugust

What a classic.

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Written by Pascal on 2025-02-03 at 20:39

@davidaugust this picture is haunting me since 2020. I hope somebody nuked this house from orbit.

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Written by David August on 2025-02-03 at 20:40

@trimethylpentan right there with you. The tubers must not be allowed to win.

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Written by spamned on 2025-02-03 at 22:07

@davidaugust a really great metaphor...

I know how that potato feels

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Written by David August on 2025-02-04 at 01:18

@spamned me too. Right there with you.

I'm also hungry now.

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Written by Celeste :verified_trans: on 2025-02-03 at 22:26

@davidaugust THE ALIENS! RUUUUN!

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Written by Court Cantrell will not comply on 2025-02-03 at 22:57

@davidaugust This makes me laugh every time I see it. 😆

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Written by grob 🇺🇦 on 2025-02-03 at 23:23

@davidaugust "extraterrestial" I guess. A whole lot of design choices in alien movies begin to make sense…

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Written by David August on 2025-02-04 at 01:17

@grob right? Kinda makes sense this sort of thing would inspire them.

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Written by Hot Dog Water on 2025-02-03 at 23:37

@davidaugust

"How can we tell who's human?"

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Written by David August on 2025-02-04 at 01:16

@GGMcBG I dunno. 👀

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-02-03 at 23:52

@davidaugust 🤣🤣🤌

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Written by DroidPort on 2025-02-03 at 23:58

@davidaugust

This makes me uncomfortable to look at, and I'm not 100% why?

Feels like it's going to wrap me up in my sleep.

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Written by David August on 2025-02-04 at 01:15

@DroidPort yeah it seem creepy that they fight for food and water and such like this.

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Written by WideEyedCurious 🇺🇸 💙 🇺🇦 on 2025-02-04 at 00:00

@davidaugust This photo makes me laugh every time I see it. 😂

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Written by Beldarak on 2025-02-04 at 00:18

@davidaugust

I remember the first time I discovered potatoes do this as a kid. I ran away, scared shitless, from the basement xD

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Written by David August on 2025-02-04 at 01:13

@Beldarak Makes sense, it is kinda creepy.

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Written by davidhanzlik on 2025-02-04 at 00:51

@davidaugust I left a potato unattended in my apartment for a month, it is the potato's apartment now

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Written by David August on 2025-02-04 at 01:13

@davidhanzlik potato is a happy homeowner.

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Written by Jeffandthekid on 2025-02-04 at 01:13

@davidaugust I love Evian.

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Written by CodieneC on 2025-02-04 at 01:19

@davidaugust The sprouts on the potatoes I went through today weren't quite that long - should count myself luck, I guess :p

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Written by David August on 2025-02-04 at 01:30

@CodieneC they have not yet reached their full reach. 😆

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Written by Gondor on 2025-02-04 at 01:50

@CodieneC @davidaugust Only when you see them starting to move it is time to back up slowly but definitely. 😬

(Feed me, Seymour...)

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Written by Ray on 2025-02-04 at 01:24

@davidaugust

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Written by marthasterias on 2025-02-04 at 06:59

@davidaugust state of my potato drawer rn

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Written by David August on 2025-02-04 at 11:04

@marthasterias I think you have a tuber roommate now. 🥔

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Written by Tobias on 2025-02-04 at 10:09

@davidaugust I thought this is a router with cabling …

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Written by David August on 2025-02-04 at 11:03

@krono you’re not wrong that it kinda looks like it. Not great cable management by the potato though 😝🥔🔌

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