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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-21 at 00:22

for some reason we made a culture that conditions us to fail miserably but I am learning to fail cheerfully so that I always have something to look forward to: my next fuck up.

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-20 at 22:50

Cyprus Hill implies a Crete Gulch

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-20 at 20:24

this is an interesting USA economic snapshot comparison of bidenomics vs the 4 years of grifternomics preceding it

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/charted-the-best-sp-500-sectors-during-trump-and-bidens-terms/

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-20 at 04:02

this CEASEFIRE seems like it is already PAYING DIVIDENDS IN HUMAN LIVES, JOY, AND PEACE, perhaps a CEASEFIRE is what we should FUCKING DO IN THE FIRST PLACE INSTEAD OF A GENOCIDE

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-20 at 03:48

coworker just saw me mouth the words "you fine-ass bitch" to my cupcake, not good not good

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-20 at 03:20

Blaise Pascal says "all of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone," but that sounds like his subject was a child? because anyone grown ass man I ever met would value silence and solitude I think.

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-20 at 00:18

@soundconjurer Jyan your Rick and Morty covid banner is dope 🤣🤣🤌

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-19 at 20:55

it's not a list of who I support, just a list of predictions.

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-19 at 20:52

my prediction of every US election I can remember has been wrong, and because it is a 2 party fiasco that ostensibly makes me a reliably accurate US election predictor. honestly thought Gore had it, I thought Romney had it, I thought Clinton would beat Trump, and Trump wouldn't lose to Biden, I thought Harris would get elected president, at every turn I've been wrong, wrong, wrong, even for Aotearoa NZ, a real country, I was wrong about Ardern, wrong about Chippy, wrong all day long.

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-19 at 19:57

violence is not the "last bastion of the coward." you're thinking of the golf course.

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-19 at 05:25

you've been hit by

you've been struck by

THE HUCCUPS

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-18 at 13:25

ah yes, the Tower of St Nicholas Intravenous

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-18 at 10:38

why cant I make a post not public?

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-18 at 02:46

lighten the mood by pronouncing danger like one who dangs

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-17 at 11:46

[#]3GoodThings today for ye olde gratty log:

1. how fun it has been seeing people tell their swimming/sinking stories! 😂😂

2. I met a personal trainer today who made a comment about my body that has helped me a great deal with the dismorphia

3. I just ordered some hyperspecific groceries from my couch, mildly buzzed, at midnight, on a little piece of pocket silicon I nornally just use to toot and read. what a lucky lil bastardo I am to be able to live like this. equally ridiculous and amazing.

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-17 at 01:29

colleague called me "carl" by mistake today then tried to play it cool but I could tell he feel mortified, I dont blame him tho, every second dude here is called carl for some reason, and not that many are named millennial

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-16 at 22:45

"the babbling brook of consciousness," I like that turn of phrase very much.

for some of us its more "the blathering brook of consciousness" but close enough

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-16 at 21:54

positively bouyant people got dat nazareth gene 🤌🤌

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-16 at 19:50

I learned the other day human bodies are either positively or negatively bouyant and the idea fascinates me. how lucky some people are to be able to float and swim in the moana without fighting exhaustively

I sink like a fuckin stone and for 30 years I had assumed that was the case for everybody. no wonder some of you enjoy being out in deep water!

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Written by millennial falcon on 2025-01-16 at 09:52

innocent people in gaza are dying today for lies like that one while the author of that headline betraying humanity has not killed itself in disgrace. that is not acceptable.

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