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Written by stibbons on 2025-01-30 at 20:43

Something decided to target an ad at me that claimed people born before 1974 were "seniors". I'm only a few years off that and I am not ready for this.

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Written by Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL] on 2025-01-30 at 20:45

@stibbons wait no what I'm in this post and I don't like it

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Written by stibbons on 2025-01-30 at 20:49

@mike oh dammit I just read the rest of the ad and it's for a funeral plan.

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Written by Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL] on 2025-01-30 at 20:50

@stibbons that's it, I'm cancelling today

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Written by Lea de Groot 🇦🇺 on 2025-01-30 at 20:55

@stibbons went grocery shopping the other day and the checkout lady (an older lady) asked if we were eligible for a senior’s discount :( (oh god, its starting… :( )

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Written by Cavyherd on 2025-01-30 at 21:06

@stibbons

I am many years off that in the other direction & I am not ready for this.

Seniorhood is very very strange....

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Written by Han Valen on 2025-01-30 at 21:46

@cavyherd @stibbons Born around that time.

Way not a senior.

Just because AARP is sniffing around doesn't mean I am a senior.

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Written by Cavyherd on 2025-01-31 at 00:43

@HanValen @stibbons

Just wait until AARP finally gives up on you 🥴

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Written by Nicola on 2025-01-30 at 21:06

@stibbons my personal antidote: order groceries via click-and-collect. Include some alcohol in the order. The folks who bring out your groceries have to card you, for their due diligence.

Or … (brain hack incoming) … maybe it’s because we look plausibly under 18!

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Written by cy on 2025-01-31 at 22:01

That was just 10 years ago, wasn't it?

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