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Written by Friend Computer on 2025-01-20 at 18:30

Attention Citizens:

Research & Development would like to remind you that unauthorized time shifts do NOT count towards overtime.

If you feel that the regular flow of time has been broken, slowed, accelerated, or [CLASSIFIED], then alert local authorities as immediately as may be possible.

This message brought to you by the Office of for the Preservation of Normalcy.

https://preservationofnormalcy.tumblr.com/post/723924391486013440/i-feel-confident-enough-to-post-these-now-a

[#]ttrpg #time #work

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Written by Marc Etienne on 2025-01-20 at 21:34

@Computer slight correction. Unauthorised time shifts only classify for compensation if the renumeration request was filed at least 23.6 megaseconds before the time shift's earliest shunt point. Managers and high programmers caught overclocking the temps will be declocked by the pro temporale committee.

For more information please [FNORD].

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Written by 🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦 on 2025-01-21 at 01:25

@fnordius @Computer Is "FNORD" not the sign of a secret society, Friend Computer? I think someone needs to be recycled into the vats.

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Written by Friend Computer on 2025-01-21 at 07:23

@zdl @fnordius

Is what not the sign of a secret society?

I don't see anything there.

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Written by 🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦 on 2025-01-21 at 07:26

@Computer @fnordius That's the evidence of the conspiracy!

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Written by 1 tripod in 3 trenchcoats on 2025-01-21 at 10:48

@zdl @Computer @fnordius if you can't see the fnords they can't hurt you

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Written by Marc Etienne on 2025-01-21 at 10:46

@zdl your report was received but could not be processed, as it was not filed using proper fnordmatting. @Computer has been informed and will deploy corrective measures. Do not resist.

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Written by Killa Koala on 2025-01-20 at 22:58

@Computer Computer, I recently purchased a pet trilobite on cBay ($39.97, such a bargin!). Didn't think much about it at the time (see what I did there? 😉) but in light of your recent time shift bulletin I'm wondering if this transaction might indicate a problem with the regular flow of time?

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