Mastodon feature request: A "Lock My Ass Out" option where you could set it to not let you post for a certain amount of time, like 20 January in your local time zone because of current events. Or not let you post for like 12 hours because things are shit and you're going to get fucked up and don't want to post something more regrettable than normal.
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Mute by regex, .* ? Would make it write only.
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@FritzAdalis But it would need a proper lockout function too. Otherwise some of us would be like "no no no I'm fine trust me this is a great idea and I need to share it with the world" and disable the mute and get fired. Or maybe arrested.
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@cR0w now there’s a use for those health monitoring watches, “You’re heart rate is elevated should you really be posting right now? Why not look at these baby animal videos instead”
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@otterlove Oh now there's an idea. A feed curated by blood pressure and heart rate. Take my money.
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@cR0w @otterlove I used to add BP monitor readings to my notes on server incidents.
Boss got a little concerned by that for liability's sake. xD
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@neurovagrant @otterlove New metric for CVSS 5.0?
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@neurovagrant @cR0w @otterlove i actually like this... we have a saying in my organization, "if a person fails, it's the system that failed them." It seems this is a mortality based metric to identify trends toward failure...
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@cR0w self moderation, you say... hm... wonder who we should ask to work on that feature.
It has been incredibly hard to not say things I want to say for so long.
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@scottley Honestly, I've already thought through it short term and decided that if I needed that for a bad day, I would reach out to a mod and threaten to post lewds if they wouldn't suspend me for a day or whatever. 😆
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@cR0w i just put my phone down in a non standard location and go do something for 5 minutes so I'll never find my phone again #ADHDSuperPower
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