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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-20 at 23:22

Growing up I had as many encounters with piranha as I did quicksand #monsterdon

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-20 at 22:55

I went out and touched grass and saw a pair coyotes

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-20 at 17:56

Next characters to enter US public domain in the near future

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-20 at 04:19

Severance is star trek tuvix meets the office

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-20 at 02:24

Oh dang forgot about #monsterdon again, beehave ya’ll

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-19 at 18:13

Dimitri said “get groomed idiot” and just pinned Peanut down while cleaning her fur for her

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-19 at 04:51

🤔 if you’re an only child that makes you the oldest the youngest and the middle child

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-19 at 01:06

some more, on the racy side:

• You can't spell crazy without R-AZ

• You can't spell apple juice without jail pee cup

• You can't spell assassin without two asses

• You can't spell beautiful without U

• You can't spell family without MILF

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-18 at 22:38

Flashbacks from when spouse did animal rehab for the local wildlife rescue

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-18 at 19:43

Working on the "You Can't Spell" #bot. This one is taking a lot of time because I want combos to be somewhat interesting. Some favorites so far:

• You can't spell armadillo without amid a roll.

• You can't spell armadillo without I'll roam.

• You can't spell andrewsarchus without crush a sedan.

• You can't spell acquisition without ciao I quit.

I'm only through about 50 words out of 800 :artsits:

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-18 at 05:58

butterflies are the moths that caught the moon

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-17 at 17:41

Ah so the reason Google sucks is brought to you by guy who made Yahoo suck

https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-men-who-killed-google/

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-17 at 15:58

zoom dis?

When you get on a work call but the invite is unclear as to its purpose

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-17 at 07:14

You know I think the solution to toxic masculinity is not to counter it but to push it to ludicrous extremes and beyond.

Guys is it woke to use sissy toilet paper when real men are out here using sandpaper?

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-16 at 23:28

I’d be a millionaire if I was an acorn woodpecker

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-16 at 21:53

hero drinks a soda and spits it out, the tire falls of that sleek suv, the store is criminally under staffed, their phone keeps installing updates that randomly breaks something

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-16 at 21:52

🤚 product placement

👉 product debasement

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-16 at 19:16

rip david lynch

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-16 at 17:32

We're on the wrong track! To make the world a better place we need to go back to colorful transparent plastic tech

Evolution path: see through colored plastic --> clear plastic screens --> floating holographics --> holo deck

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Written by Andy P on 2025-01-15 at 21:19

Peanut has claimed the chair I draped a blanket over, it’s her nap cave now

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