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Written by Brian MacDonald on 2025-01-17 at 17:59

I do not like this new A.I.

Its nonsense answers make me sigh

I do not want to hear its tale

I do not want it in my mail

I do not want it a-la-mode

I do not want it in my code

I do not want it with a scone

I do not want it in my phone

I do not want it as my chef

Not even in a PDF

I do not like this new A.I.

This is the truth I won't deny

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Written by VulcanTourist on 2025-01-17 at 20:02

@bmac

Dr. Seuss probably won't sue. Probably.

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Written by bytebro on 2025-01-17 at 20:34

@bmac

Excellent work, apart from the penultimate line 🙂

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Written by Number6 :syncthing: on 2025-01-17 at 20:55

@bmac

In "Green Eggs and Ham", in the end it turns out that the GE&H denier actually likes Green Eggs and Ham.

So remember ...

"It can happen to you!"

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Written by Ianagol on 2025-01-18 at 01:45

@bmac Which prompt did you use to make this?

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Written by Brian MacDonald on 2025-01-18 at 02:54

@Ianagol The prompt of annoyance at unsolicited AI turning up in my work apps, in my Zoom calls, and in a frickin' PDF of all places. So I channeled my irritation into rhyme.

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Written by Ianagol on 2025-01-18 at 21:30

@bmac This is what ChatGPT gave me with the prompt “Write a poem in the style of “Green eggs and ham” about how I do not like this new A.I. “

I do not like this new A.I.,

I do not like it, no matter how I try.

I do not like it in my phone,

I do not like it all alone.

I do not like it on my screen,

I do not like it, I’m not keen.

I do not like it with my pen,

I do not like it again and again.

I do not like it in my chats,

I do not like it like the cats.

Would you use it with your friends?

Would you use it till it ends?

I would not use it with my friends,

I would not use it till it ends.

I do not trust it, I do not care,

I do not want it anywhere!

I do not like this new A.I.,

I do not like it, no matter how I try.

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Written by Brian MacDonald on 2025-01-18 at 23:07

@Ianagol Well, that's terrible.

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Written by Cey (OLD ACC) on 2025-01-18 at 03:27

@bmac A+

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Written by Tucker Teague on 2025-01-18 at 03:38

@bmac

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Written by Some Plant Wook 🌱 :neocat_floof: on 2025-01-18 at 11:41

@bmac I do not like this new ai

i do not like it! "Closed AI"

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Written by the roamer on 2025-01-18 at 12:17

@bmac

Bravo! To be printed and framed and put in the hallway, and on the wall behind the monitor.

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Written by gjm on 2025-01-18 at 16:52

@bmac I feel like somehow there was a missed opportunity to get "Sam Alt-Man" into this. (Also, as someone else said, "Green Eggs and Ham" ends with the principal character completely converted to the merits of GE&H, which may not be quite the analogy you're going for...)

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Written by Charles Herold on 2025-01-18 at 18:34

@bmac I would have made the last line "I wish that it would up and die," but then, as a child all my stories ended with people dying, or the earth blowing up, so that may just be a me thing.

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Written by TheStrawberryOverkill :bibug: on 2025-01-18 at 19:11

@cherold @bmac I second that, if that helps 😄

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Written by Brian MacDonald on 2025-01-18 at 19:23

@tso @cherold That was the original final line, in fact. I wanted something a little less aggressive, so I changed it.

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Written by TheStrawberryOverkill :bibug: on 2025-01-18 at 19:44

@bmac @cherold I get it, but in my head canon, this is the last line 😁

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Written by John D. Cook on 2025-01-18 at 19:02

@bmac You do know how Green Eggs and Ham ends right? :)

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Written by Ben Thompson 🐕 on 2025-01-18 at 21:35

@bmac <me, Scotsman, staring wild-eyed at the scone / phone couplet, muttering>

But otherwise very good!

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Written by Brian MacDonald on 2025-01-18 at 23:08

@jbenjamint That rhyme did give me a moment's pause. I even wondered if anyone would note that my name reveals my heritage, and thus be disappointed. But I'm a fourth-generation American, so....

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