When Battlestar Galactica was new and still airing, the writer recapping the show for Television Without Pity wrote some of the most beautiful recaps. I've never seen recaps like these before. The ones on episodes he enjoyed were like poetry. And the episodes he didn't like were just the most vicious takedowns. It was pretty incredible, I looked forward to his recaps as much as I did the new episodes.
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Alright, alright, I'm sorry I asked.
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I made a joke about something the nurse said while drawing my blood that made her crack up so much, her trainee had to take over. She called in other nurses and asked me to repeat it.
I was just mystified by the reaction. It was the lowest hanging dad joke. She asked her trainee to hand her "the lavender one," as in the color of the label on the side of the blood vial. And all I said was "if it's coming out lavender we have a problem." And apparently I'm a comic genius.
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IDK why I was so freaked out about this doctor's appointment. Everything was fine. Still gotta do blood work, which I don't love, but the hard stuff is over.
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I think people who have never filed taxes in NY think this is a bit. I can't stress enough that this is not a bit.
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The New York tax filing ritual of proving to the state that you do not live in Yonkers.
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Time is moving so slowly today.
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Making subtle edits to the song "I Wanna Be in the Cavalry" to make it clear the person singing wants to be in the cavalry as a horse.
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I really wish those flying food trucks that come up to your apartment window in The Fifth Element were real, but for coffee.
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🎵 The minute you walked in the joint
I could tell you were a man of distinction
A real red wagon!
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I've been leaning on coffee a bit too hard the last month and I can feel that the addiction has kicked back in. Trying to get through the morning without a cup is a huge challenge again.
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Everyone's always talking about the game of the year. No one ever talks about the Year of the Game.
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I'm going to be so fucking sore in the morning. And I have my physical tomorrow too, my doctor is going to think I'm dying
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Allamaraine!
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That AI study does kind of describe my own arc with the technology. "Hey, this is pretty neat! Wait, how many lakes?"
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This industry is so fucked, the idea that a game might ship in its complete and finished form is seen as a failure.
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Took a bad step on 29th Street and ate shit. I'm okay. Got my hands out in time, mostly just banged my leg a little. Feels fine right now, but it's going to ache like fuck tomorrow.
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I pay an iOS app $4 a month to transfer a playlist I make in Apple Music to Spotify because playlists at the Magnet Theater need to be in Spotify, but I'm not giving Spotify any money and trying to put together a playlist in that app with ads on makes me feel unbalanced.
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