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Written by Srol on 2025-01-30 at 17:20

The New York tax filing ritual of proving to the state that you do not live in Yonkers.

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Written by Srol on 2025-01-30 at 17:29

I think people who have never filed taxes in NY think this is a bit. I can't stress enough that this is not a bit.

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Written by Kranston on 2025-01-30 at 17:23

@srol Do you own property in yonkers? Have you ever worked in yonkers? Do you have family in yonkers? Have you stepped foot in yonkers? Did you ever consider stepping foot in yonkers? Have you ever seen yonkers with your own eyes

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Written by technomancy (turbonerd aspect) on 2025-01-30 at 17:30

@srol tbh I remain convinced the entire "we have a real city that's called Yonkers" is a bit

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Written by Duncan on 2025-01-30 at 17:32

@srol ok i skimmed the Yonkers wikipedia page but remain unclear on why that city deserves its own special handling when it comes to taxes

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Written by Srol on 2025-01-30 at 17:38

@balrogboogie I believe they have a municipal income tax. Which NYC does too, but for some reason the tax return doesn't ask you a million questions about if you lived in NYC, only Yonkers.

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Written by Canageek on 2025-01-30 at 17:34

@srol the only thing I know about Yonkers is that it was where the US lost a major battle against the zombies in the book version of World War Z

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Written by Louis on 2025-01-30 at 17:40

@srol I live in Jersey and have to do this. It's the bureaucratic cherry on top of the already-convoluted mess that is filing taxes for multiple states.

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Written by NowWeAreAllTom on 2025-01-30 at 17:51

@srol when did you last commune with the Yonkers Source?

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Written by Srol on 2025-01-30 at 18:06

@tom Did you Yonk at all in 2024?

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