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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 00:28

Pockets of joy.

This is how I look at life. It's not all good but you need to acknowledge and appreciate when they appear.

It also occurs to me that this would be an awesome and probably very successful women's clothing store, selling only fashionable clothing with pockets.

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 00:17

Got myself tickets to the Planet Mu (record label) 30 year anniversary party. It's a 10pm-6am job so I'm going to need a grandad disco nap that day but I'm excited.

Live acts include, Luke Vibert, ยต-Ziq, Rian Treanor and Xylitol. Very exciting if you're an electronic music nerd like me.

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-21 at 23:56

I appear to have become a Twin Peaks stan account. Could be a lot worse frankly.

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-21 at 23:18

If you've got a hill you're willing to die on, you don't need to trample the happy daisies on your way up.

The footpath is the most righteous way there.

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-21 at 22:43

We're currently watching Twin Peaks (again). I could go on for days about how weird and wonderful this show is but a tiny snippet popped up tonight that's worth 20 seconds of your time as it's just perfect.

Agent Cooper and Sheriff Truman are at a vets office. A woman walks between them mid conversation with a Llama, and the Llama decides to go nose to nose with Kyle MacLachlan (Cooper) and he doesn't break character. Trumans face after is clearly suppressing a laugh. It's an unscripted moment of magic.

https://youtu.be/BpFQrW4ykO0?si=CVcbuV3uU1VhnxND

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-21 at 12:32

Getting subtooted by someone, who doesn't follow me, because I don't choose to post about what they want me to.

My gaff, my rules.

[#]SubSubToot

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-21 at 00:10

Last reboost for context ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-21 at 00:04

I avoid commenting on politics here. It's not that I'm unaware or don't care, I have very strong feelings but this is where I come to escape and try and keep my output and shared posts in that vein for my people here.

I do lapse, and today is particularly raw for many of us, but I'll try and keep it this way as the night is full of terrors and sometimes you just need a picture of a dog or some moss, or a story about how you accidentally sent your TV remote to a buyer on eBay.

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-20 at 23:02

Not horrible, just interesting.

I just saw a post on Facebook. I never go on there, I was prompted as my stepdad is on there and wanted to check up.

I read his post and just happened to look at one below. Typical Facebook "feels" shit that older people and Facebook types lap up.

It was a heartwarming story about Robin Williams (lovely photos accompanying it) who took a cab ride in New York. The cabbie didn't recognise him, but they got into a conversation about how the cabbie used to love to play the saxophone. Robin encouraged him to follow his passion and left a decent tip (Robin still unrecognised). The cabbie went home and dusted off his sax and rekindled his love of playing music. A sweet story.

I have questions. Unless Robin Williams followed the cabbie home, who actually witnessed this story? The cabbie was oblivious. I can only assume an omnipresent God posted this on Facebook.

Duly, the replies were dewey eyed and gushing, but it made fuck all sense if you even vaguely question it.

And this is why we are where we are.

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-20 at 15:24

Thanks to everyone who responded to my post about people's voices with recordings and descriptions. Really was fascinating and lovely to hear from you.

Those of you that didn't respond, please be aware that I will now be reading your posts in a voice of my choosing. You may request this information from me if you are interested.

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-20 at 09:49

The Fediverse summed up.

I had two people I follow talking about appearing on University Challenge (elite British TV quiz) in my mentions yesterday.

On Twitter it would have been two people in my mentions talking about attending the same EDL march.

(EDL=English Defense League, you can guess the rest)

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-19 at 23:45

I understand there has been an influx of new people here due to the uncertainty around #TikTok.

As a former Twitter migrant I understand where you're at, so want to offer a bit of friendly advice.

Be careful what you post here. You could be inundated with friendly, funny and intelligent responses, meaning you can't get on with whatever boring stuff you have to do in the real world.

Welcome, and stay alert for random acts of kindness!

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-19 at 17:36

I think it's fair to say my notifications have been a lot today ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-19 at 01:37

I touched on this in the past but am curious how you sound, your actual voice and accent.

We read each other's posts, and there are hints at what we might sound like, but we don't know.

I'd love to hear voice notes of you all but understand that's quite personal. If you're up for sharing your voice that would be amazing, but if not what's an approximation?

I have the demeanor of Roy Kent from Ted Lasso (sweary and deadpan but not as deep) with a bit of Danny Dyer and a touch of Kenneth Williams camp.

You?

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-19 at 00:26

Now listening to this at a bit past midnight here in the UK.

If you fancy some frenetic Drum and Bass with an ethereal edge, Squarepusher meets soft Aphex Twin ambient vibes, then give it a go.

Xylitol - Moebius

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-18 at 15:00

Misty country walk with Daphne and Mrs B completed.

Haircut and general beautification done.

Football match about to be watched, then dinner and a stand up comedy night with Mrs B and Young Team (stand up club is bring your own booze tonight so I'll have myself a nice Rioja rather than the usual disappointing ale they serve).

A decent Saturday by all accounts.

Hope you're having a good one Fedifolk โค๏ธ

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-17 at 22:58

Youngest got this Lego set for their older, music producer and Lego obsessed, sibling for Christmas.

It was a thoughtful present and pretty cute. We're definitely a Lego household, even though we're all adults now.

Thought the Fediverse would appreciate it. It even has a working eject button!

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-17 at 22:42

Anyway, I'm going to shut up about my vibesplainer now. She meant no harm, it was just so on the nose funny to us.

Have a good weekend whatever you want to listen to โค๏ธ

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-17 at 22:39

I told Mrs B about the person who said my Friday night tune, with a nod to David Lynch, was depressing and suggested something different. I read the reply to her but didn't name the song.

She fucking guessed it correctly, no hesitation, then pissed herself laughing when I confirmed it was indeed "Happy" by Pharrell Williams.

Mrs B knows me inside out.

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-17 at 22:22

I imagine this photo would trigger @inpc

Look away brother ๐Ÿ™ˆ

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