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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 00:28

Pockets of joy.

This is how I look at life. It's not all good but you need to acknowledge and appreciate when they appear.

It also occurs to me that this would be an awesome and probably very successful women's clothing store, selling only fashionable clothing with pockets.

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Descendants

Written by Charlotte Walker on 2025-01-22 at 00:39

@TwoClownsEating I like the concept of the “glimmer” which is the affective opposite of a trigger. Even in the depths of depression I try to look for one tiny glimmer every day.

Yes please to pockets. Last year I set off the detector thing at airport security and the guy asked, “Have you got anything in your pockets?” and I was like, “I don’t HAVE any pockets, I wish I did!”

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 00:52

@purplepadma

I have a MAN coat. It has 16 pockets (I counted them). Sometimes you can have too much of a good thing.

Why does bear grills or whoever needs all these pockets? The coat is very warm, it has places to put my hands. I do not need shoulder storage. Why? How will this help me survive alpine wear manufacturer?

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Written by Charlotte Walker on 2025-01-22 at 00:58

@TwoClownsEating One pocket for carabiners. One for extra large condoms. One for flint fire-making kit because lighters are for pussies. Yet another for a folding toothbrush and travel size toothpaste because you shouldn’t neglect your oral hygiene in the wilderness. Etc etc x16

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 01:03

@purplepadma

I've filled 15 pockets with my extra large condoms. I'm running out of pockets here,

(Reader, he had no use for these condoms, on a number of levels)

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Written by Charlotte Walker on 2025-01-22 at 01:24

@TwoClownsEating Sexual encounters in a multi-storey?

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 11:35

@purplepadma

Improvised water bombs more likely. My days of multi-storey dogging are behind me.

(This conversation took a weird turn)

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Written by Charlotte Walker on 2025-01-22 at 12:09

@TwoClownsEating As so many conversations on Mastodon do. At least the ones I’m involved with…

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 12:18

@purplepadma

This is the way :bb:

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Written by Darren on 2025-01-22 at 12:21

@TwoClownsEating @purplepadma hides disappointment

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 12:33

@DJDarren @purplepadma 😂👀

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Written by BrambleBearGrrrauling on 2025-01-22 at 16:30

@TwoClownsEating @purplepadma

By their pocket litter ye shall know them.

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 17:31

@BrambleBearGrrrauwling @purplepadma

This is very true of Mrs B.

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Written by Charlotte Walker on 2025-01-22 at 18:12

@TwoClownsEating @BrambleBearGrrrauwling When I don’t have pockets I stuff things down my bra

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 18:31

@purplepadma @BrambleBearGrrrauwling

• Considers reply very carefully*

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Written by BrambleBearGrrrauling on 2025-01-22 at 19:03

@purplepadma @TwoClownsEating

Fabulous!!!!!♥️🔥♥️🔥♥️

Bra litter then???

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Written by Charlotte Walker on 2025-01-22 at 19:08

@BrambleBearGrrrauwling @TwoClownsEating usually tissues

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 19:13

@purplepadma @BrambleBearGrrrauwling

I have seen ladies use their bra for phone storage on numerous occasions.

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Written by Charlotte Walker on 2025-01-22 at 19:17

@TwoClownsEating @BrambleBearGrrrauwling Yep, do that on the regular

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 19:26

@purplepadma @BrambleBearGrrrauwling

I've seen it used as improvised hands free. Resourceful ladies.

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Written by Charlotte Walker on 2025-01-22 at 19:49

@TwoClownsEating @BrambleBearGrrrauwling I like when a Muslim lady uses her hijab as hands free

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 20:54

@purplepadma @BrambleBearGrrrauwling

This I have also seen. Next level.

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Written by Charlotte Walker on 2025-01-23 at 02:51

@TwoClownsEating @BrambleBearGrrrauwling Top tier

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Written by Coles Street Pothole 💀 on 2025-01-22 at 20:00

@TwoClownsEating @purplepadma @BrambleBearGrrrauwling I was in a vintage store buying something for $50. When I handed the woman a $100 bill, she put it in her bra and pulled a $50 out of there. 😂 (I know this woman, and although I was somewhat surprised, it wasn't out of character for her.)

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Written by Coles Street Pothole 💀 on 2025-01-22 at 20:01

@TwoClownsEating @purplepadma @BrambleBearGrrrauwling Actually, I think I was more surprised she had a $50 than where she stored it. 🤔 Those things are rare. The $5 bill of the modern age.

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Written by Charlotte Walker on 2025-01-22 at 20:05

@ColesStreetPothole @TwoClownsEating @BrambleBearGrrrauwling I saw a picture of a sign in a shop that basically said we will not accept cash that has been stored in underwear

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 20:12

@purplepadma @ColesStreetPothole @BrambleBearGrrrauwling

I'm going to break cover here and say I'd give 10% off if it was.

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Written by Coles Street Pothole 💀 on 2025-01-22 at 20:17

@TwoClownsEating @purplepadma @BrambleBearGrrrauwling 😆 Cheeky.

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 20:14

@ColesStreetPothole @purplepadma @BrambleBearGrrrauwling

Sassy wild west vibes, I'm here for it.

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Written by Coles Street Pothole 💀 on 2025-01-22 at 20:19

@TwoClownsEating @purplepadma @BrambleBearGrrrauwling Felt like I was in a bawdy house!

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Written by MiniMia 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇵🇸 on 2025-01-22 at 11:11

@TwoClownsEating @helenclayton @moonrabbit @ColesStreetPothole 🚨 WU trade opportunity alert 🔼

"It's got joy in its pocketses"

(still plenty of room for kittens and gin)

😁

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Written by Helen Clayton on 2025-01-22 at 11:22

@fkamiah17 @TwoClownsEating @moonrabbit @ColesStreetPothole that could be our motto (or one of them 😂).

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 11:36

@helenclayton @fkamiah17 @moonrabbit @ColesStreetPothole

There are many mottos.

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Written by MiniMia 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇵🇸 on 2025-01-22 at 11:39

@helenclayton @TwoClownsEating @moonrabbit @ColesStreetPothole Now, I know for sure we've got other mottos but we mustn't get distracted trying to remember what or why they are, ok? 🤣

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Written by Coles Street Pothole 💀 on 2025-01-22 at 16:04

@fkamiah17 @helenclayton @TwoClownsEating @moonrabbit

Pockets of Joy would be a good first album title.....for a band to be named later?

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Written by Mat B on 2025-01-22 at 17:46

@ColesStreetPothole @fkamiah17 @helenclayton @moonrabbit

The Grumps. Like The Cramps but a bit more surly.

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Written by Coles Street Pothole 💀 on 2025-01-22 at 18:21

@TwoClownsEating @fkamiah17 @helenclayton @moonrabbit

I'd argue The Grumps would have an album title like Pocketful of Pins. I think Pockets of Joy would be the first album by The Gin Kittens. #IMNBN

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