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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-23 at 21:34

I cannot find a gif of Matt Berry saying "chilaquiles."

That's some bullshit right there, that is.

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-19 at 00:35

Ah, I so enjoy the salty tears of the Chiefs haters.

They were one of the worst teams in the league when I was a kid. This is all making up for lost time.

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-18 at 18:00

Every time I hear the national anthem at a sporting event, I get a little more cynical about the whole country.

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-18 at 01:15

I swear I used to be funnier.

Is my decline due to getting older, or the overwhelming pile of bullshit the country has become over the last 15 years??

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-17 at 19:26

I took advantage of this balmy 45 degree F day to scrape ice off the driveway and take all the accumulated cardboard in the house to the recycling place.

Because it's going to be ass-freezingly cold again tomorrow.

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-17 at 15:41

I just got an email from Menards urging contractors to buy lumber NOW, before tariffs drive the price up.

The Venn diagram of "People surprised by this" and "Trump voters" has a 99.2% overlap.

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-14 at 17:01

I've seen a lot of reaction to the Neil Gaiman situation, with much screaming of "YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!" at people who were close to him.

In the late 70s, my dad and I were friends with a man and his son through Boy

Scouts. Turns out the father was on the verge of becoming a serial killer, and we had NO FREAKING IDEA. The guy was always charming and generous and kind to us.

Manipulators only let you see what they want you to see.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Edward_Robinson

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-13 at 19:12

I'm feeling slightly relieved that most of Neil Gaiman's writing bounced off of me.

What a horrible story. What a horrible man.

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-12 at 01:45

Finally got this printer's drawer hung in my office. I plan to display my childhood Hot Wheels in it, but I need to solve the problem of the cars being just a little bit wider than the drawer is deep.

[#]toys

[#]HomeDecor

[#]ImAMassiveDork

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-12 at 00:45

The best part of this Nickelodeon NFL broadcast is learning about Patrick's undying love for the Texans' Joe Mixon.

[#]NFL

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-11 at 23:29

We finally de-holidayed the house. This was supposed to be last weekend's project, but my wife caught Covid (she's better now) and spent most of the week isolating in the mother-in-law suite upstairs.

And I sure as hell don't know which specific boxes all of this crap goes in! :blobcatjoy: :blobCat_happy:

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-10 at 17:49

Look, all the members of Barenaked Ladies have a million dollars by now.

I need to see a graph of their Kraft Dinner consumption over time.

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-10 at 02:08

I didn't know Anita Bryant was still alive.

Ah well, she won't be missed by anyone that matters to me.

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-09 at 15:41

I've reached bad news saturation.

I know everything is awful, and can't deal with constant reminders of exactly how awful.

I salute those of you who can/must deal with it, but I'm going to hide in a figurative blanket fort for a few days.

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-08 at 15:51

My inner misanthrope is already raging today. Sorry.

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-07 at 15:28

I used to be a better person.

Now I just want all the bastards to pay for what they've done. In the most painful way possible.

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-06 at 18:55

Today's bucketload of suck is complete, we can get a car out of the garage and onto the street.

Tomorrow: The sidewalk. At least the city gives us 48 hours to clear them.

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-06 at 17:45

I have snowdrifts so deep that I need to knock six inches off with a shovel before I can use the snowblower.

And let's not talk about the pile the plow left along the street.

This is, truly, a bucketload of suck.

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-06 at 15:10

It's Unsnowening Day.

At least I've got that to look forward to.

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Written by Jim. From Kansas. on 2025-01-05 at 23:58

The Kansas DOT has closed all state highways in Northeast and North Central Kansas. I-70 is closed from the Missouri state line to Hays. While 70 often gets closed from Hays west to the Colorado border, this is a first for me.

[#]kswx

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