Some dickhead just hit me with his car and drove off, I'm utterly fine, hit my arm and I'm not hurt, dude reversed into me and then ran away.
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Because of how fucking shit the world is right now, I've decided to half the price of all my music on Bandcamp until the end of Jan AND give 50% off my entire Discography. All my albums are now 4-3 euro individually so you can get all 14 albums for just €25! Https://limneticvillains.bandcamp.com
If I can get 8 discography sales in the next week that'll cover my rent and bills, if you want to help me live and need a nudge to get loads of weird danceable alty indie electronic rock oddness...
Shares help too!
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The rare time a criminal gets caught, it's because the cops are hungry for a roll from the deli. Makes sense.
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Buy this album, it's really good. I just bought it. It's pay whatever you like, 1 pound sterling or more. Highly recommended, very cool stuff. @xylander https://xylander.bandcamp.com/album/happy-new-dystopia
Refreshing electronic music and all the profits go to keeping an indie radio show going.
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I don't think Musk was trying to do a Nazi salute. I fucking know he was, because he did it. End of. Anybody who says otherwise is a dunce.
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Knife crime is apparently so bad in the UK that they're requiring people who buy knives online to show two forms of ID and go live on a webcam...
A teenager that wants to do knife violence isn't going to be stopped by this, it's not like it's hard to get a knife, in any shop or kitchen.
Weird.
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How not to use LinkedIn by Limnetic Villains.
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I've joined that Pixel Fedi Instagram replacement thing. I don't know if my single post worked or not, it says it's unlisted? I thought I'd test it with some album art from one of my albums.
I don't know, follow me there I guess if you like, I barely ever used Instagram, I might try and use this thing. I do have a degree in Photography I should probably put to some use.
https://pixey.org/LimneticVillains
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It's important to gain knowledge.
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Thank God I'm in Ireland but still. This applies everywhere.
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Today you have a mission, should you choose to except it; to try a cheese you've never tried before and report back to me your thoughts. Photos of said cheese will give you bonus points. Fictional cheeses are allowed to be discussed, such as Elephant Cheese. Mmmm, Elephant Cheese.
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Have more more codes. Go nuts.
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Due to these horrible times I'm going to put out a bunch of free Bandcamp codes for one of my lesser known EPs on Bandcamp. An Electronic Sinking. Feel free to redeem/share this post. Have some free electronic music.
bred-ymm3
al7c-768s
kvjf-huse
u9gl-55h3
vtuh-uras
fkmp-e4ud
ln88-3aah
4az3-cn35
Redeem at https://bandcamp.com/yum
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And that's when the X-files theme tune and opening credits start.
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It begins frantically jumping around the messy apartment, looking out of the windows, kicking things as it goes, like a demented puppet, bashing it's own head. 'I Rogan, I me, I ask the questions'.
You feel yourself fading...
The Rogan becomes slightly more articulate as you fail to string a thought together, it finds its iPhone and unlocks it with the password 1234. It goes into the contacts and calls a contact.
'Its happening again, I need more testosterone shots to stop the voices'
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'They're lying to us' you blurt out. You're not in control. The primal Rogan is a sort of instinct driven thing, more lizard brain and reaction than thought. You're trapped in there. Soon you'll be drinking the raw eggs and eating the meat. Who were you before? Are you still you? What might have been lost? These questions are hurting your host, the Rogan chimp is becoming angry, it can obviously hear these ponderings but it doesn't understand. 'Is the Earth flat?' it blurts out...
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...you're not quite there yet, flashes of fire and meat are in your head. You blurt out some words without wanting to, 'Raw food is good food'.
You have no idea where these words came from. Are you in control? Your mind can't possibly work in this proto-humans limited brain. This is not the correct machinery. You've gone from Apple Silicon down to an Intel chip from 1986.
You burp and fart at the same time and let out a chimp laugh.
Flashes of fire and raw meat return into your head.
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You somehow push your way through this shit and find a fridge, you open it, slabs of meat on plates and glasses full of raw eggs await. You'll drink tap water.
As you're drinking from the sink an old landline phone rings, and an answering machine picks up...
'Hi Joe, it's Elon, listen I want to come on the podcast and explain that my Nazi salute was actually me trying to shoo a fly away...'
Your mind wonders off, you're Joe Rogan, you have the mind of an ape about to become human...
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You need to work out what happened. But you're very thirsty, you hop over piles of sports and men's magazines, Muscle Men issue 256, Muscle Cars December 2022, Muscles: A Science, NFL Yearbook... You get to a door, the whole apartment is like this, random half read pseudoscience books, male pornography, body building magazines and books, things on UFOs and psychedelics, New Age religious texts, white socks everywhere, old sweaty grey tracksuits... What a mess...
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Imagine looking in the mirror and seeing Rogans bald head, black eyes and pulsing forehead side veins looking back at you, clammy, a sort of two day old Homer Simpson stubble, then you say 'oh god' and yes, you hear that muppet like- almost proto Kermit voice, you're Joe Rogan.
You went asleep last night and you were you, but now you wake up and you're Joe Rogan. You're in a sweaty grey tracksuit, wearing white socks, unread books on UFOs and spent testosterone injections all over the place.
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