Toot

Written by Limnetic Villains on 2025-01-21 at 18:07

Imagine looking in the mirror and seeing Rogans bald head, black eyes and pulsing forehead side veins looking back at you, clammy, a sort of two day old Homer Simpson stubble, then you say 'oh god' and yes, you hear that muppet like- almost proto Kermit voice, you're Joe Rogan.

You went asleep last night and you were you, but now you wake up and you're Joe Rogan. You're in a sweaty grey tracksuit, wearing white socks, unread books on UFOs and spent testosterone injections all over the place.

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