You somehow push your way through this shit and find a fridge, you open it, slabs of meat on plates and glasses full of raw eggs await. You'll drink tap water.
As you're drinking from the sink an old landline phone rings, and an answering machine picks up...
'Hi Joe, it's Elon, listen I want to come on the podcast and explain that my Nazi salute was actually me trying to shoo a fly away...'
Your mind wonders off, you're Joe Rogan, you have the mind of an ape about to become human...
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