@FrazzledBrynn
Yay! Happy birthday! Was going to send you an unbelievably weird and stupid birthday vid but realised it immediately went in on pronouns so deleted. However I kept the AltText which I'm going to send to you, frankly against my better judgement. But know it's meant well and also sorry!
OK let's do this!..
It is going to be vanishingly difficult to explain this one. It's the Happy Birthday Singer from youtube doing Happy Birthday to Brynn and in a way that might be interpreted as extraordinarily creepy. Let's do the basics. They're wearing what I'm going to charitably call fancy dress - what looks like a Chinese poncho with motifs I can't make out, long curly orange wig, bowler hat with a long peacocks feather and on top of that hat another hat which is like a red Christmas elf's with a ring of white fluffy balls around the base and one on top. Also a very obviously fake large black moustache and glasses. 2 sets of gloves seem visible on hands. Long green velvet ones and some sort of red and white striped nonsense. Sat in a booth with a green back wall and the words HAPPY BIRTH and DAY in large bright paper stickers.
I am not going to draw the very obvious conclusion because it's very low hanging fruit and frankly it's beneath us. However they obviously have a lot 'going on'. They've made millions of these videos and whilst I started out finding them funny, I then grew fascinated then deeply worried then horrified and now I'm back out the other side to finding them funny again. So let's just assume they're a loveable old silly softy who just wants to bring joy to the world and probably doesn't kidnap children. Anyway.... Happy birthday!
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