I CONFESS.
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out….
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