Toot

Some times one has to say more than "Be nice!"

Though for most people this will suffice

It's not pessimistic to plan for a jerk

With a few tips for conduct your conference will work

Whatever your color, wherever you're from,

Worship gods or a god, or pray to none,

Reject gender binary or embrace an identity,

We will defend you quite aggressively,

Get a clear "Yes!" whenever you grope,

Provide content warnings so people can cope,

Don't be mistaken, I'm not being a prude

Unsolicited butt-touches are simply rude

Windows and Mac and Linux plus GNU

iOS, Android, and other things too

Some people sudo and some people shan't

Either way there's no flaming until they recant

It's not very welcoming when it occurs

That someone around you is uttering slurs

If I respect your rights and you respect mine,

We'll get lots of things done and have a good time!

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