Toot

Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-21 at 08:19

WRITER'S BLOCK

I want to write something pretentious

Something with grand elliptical allusions

And wickedly obscene

All that comes out is Hee Haw:

Woe, despair, and agony on me

Death and grief, excessive misery

If it weren't for bad luck

I'd have no luck at all

Woe, despair, and agony on me

Plagiarized drivel

See what I mean?

Stanky, lukewarm, runny shit

Disguised as Ovaltine

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