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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 11:09

ANOTHER NOONER

Noon

Whatchadoon?

O, what a thrill

Outside, it's still

A subzero chill

I take my pee pill

Wash it down with some tea

Now its dissolving inside of me

Harley jumps on my lap

Soft kitty

Purr purr purr

And down

Anyway

I just wanna say

Gabba gabba hey

Have a beauty day

[#]PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🫧

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 10:34

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

I went to get bandages, and found 'em in a suitable size, only to discover I didn't have the debit card. 🙄

So I tootled home.

It's cold, almost at the #ShitPoint. I didn't stop at the #FuckNazis bench, the cemetery, or the Curvy Wurvy Timey Wimey fountain.

🤣🤣 As I finish the last paragraph, Pfeffernuss and her social worker return.

I asked for the card, but she says she's going shopping with a stop at the pharmacy, so...

😜 Time to make a fresh cuppa.

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 07:14

• waggles eyebrows*

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 07:02

[#]Audrey

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-22 at 06:32

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A frozen morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds have been consumed.

Why is convicted felon and rapist Donald J Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

[#]IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker

GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

[#]TrumpIsACunt

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Sanction billionaires.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: TBD

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-21 at 15:18

[#]Audrey

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-21 at 11:10

It's that time again a thorough examination of the insides of my eyelids is indicated.

Should you see me, in my dreams...

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-21 at 10:11

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

She only picked up 2 12-packs of cat food yesterday, instead of the usual 40 or 48 pack, so I went to get 2 more 12-packs of the same kind.

🤣 I had a senior moment.

It's not exactly the same mix, ergo it's (2x24)/4, ergo 2 remainder of each mix, ergo 4 "mixed" meals.

I was shooting for 48/4, which works out to 6 days, nice and easy.

It's still 6 days of food, just a bit more chaotic.

😜 Actually 5.5, as I started on the new batch food this morning.

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-21 at 09:43

Bon jour, mon écureuil!

I've just returned from procuring cat food, and taking in the air, such as it is on a hovering at freezing dreary day. I felt microdroplets at one point, so its damp and cold enought for wets to suddenly condense into existence mid-air.

Water has boiled. Time for a fresh cuppa.

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-21 at 08:35

I have a recurring dream, where SpaceX boosters experience "technical difficulties," and drop with pinpoint accuracy onto Google and Meta data centers, and all the billionaire tech bros get into a big slap fight.

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-21 at 08:19

WRITER'S BLOCK

I want to write something pretentious

Something with grand elliptical allusions

And wickedly obscene

All that comes out is Hee Haw:

Woe, despair, and agony on me

Death and grief, excessive misery

If it weren't for bad luck

I'd have no luck at all

Woe, despair, and agony on me

Plagiarized drivel

See what I mean?

Stanky, lukewarm, runny shit

Disguised as Ovaltine

[#]PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆💩

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-21 at 06:22

Not Sigourney Weaver.

[#]Audrey

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-21 at 05:43

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another subzero morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Almost time for meds.

Why is dipshit convicted felon and rapist Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

[#]IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker

GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

[#]TrumpIsACunt

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Sanction billionaires. #EatTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: TBD.

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-20 at 20:19

Do androids dream of electric #Audrey?

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-20 at 15:09

I'm trying not to read/react/boost any of the Puppyfucker stuff. There's a lot of it, and I don't need to contribute my poo flinging to that shitshow any more than I have to.

😜 I'll boost cats instead.

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-20 at 14:20

[#]Audrey

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-20 at 11:28

Nom nom nom.

[#]CheesecakesOfMastodon

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-20 at 11:12

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

• pours a fresh cuppa*

Time to take the 💧 pill.

My fingers have since warmed, but when I pulled in, they were once again scream inducing. 😜 I have tendency to stick my icy fingers in inappropriate places. You should be glad you're not within arm's reach.

Anyway, it's also time to start shifting into work mode instead of fucking off mode...

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-20 at 10:39

Grampa, about my age or a little older, walking down the sidewalk, dressed black and white, hair slicked back, wraparound black shades... techno dance beat is blaring out of his very colorful backpack.

😜

My head nods in rhythm, my mind fills in a funky bass line...

My fingers are cold. Time for me to go.

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Written by Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 on 2025-01-20 at 10:27

Finished with errands, chillin' at the #FuckNazis bench. A sentiment I endorse wholeheartedly. (Not literally, of course!)

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