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"What ho, Jeeves", said Bertie as Jeeves delicately placed a tray of tea and buttered toast on the bedside table, "What's in the old diary for today, eh?"
"There is a gathering at your aunt Ag..."
"Aunt Agatha's Musk-neutering weekend. Wonderful. It's the only time the whole family gets together, destroys Elon Musk's testicles with spinning kicks and nobody argues whether it's cranberry sauce or jelly."
"I've laid out your plus-fours and hobnail boots, sir."
"Righty-ho, Jeeves"
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