Ancestors

Written by Tofu Golem on 2025-01-15 at 20:18

Destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick is a wholesome and endearing activity.

Dear South Koreans,

Never stop being awesome.

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Written by Dumbledope on 2025-01-15 at 23:13

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One of my earliest memories was of my grandmother dandling me on her knee.

"You lucky boy", she said, "When I am but a distant memory there will be an Elon Musk and if you play your cards right you will you will be able to destroy his testicles with a spinning kick"

"I and everyone I know have practised all our lives for such an opportunity but alas we were born too early"

"So, my little one, spinning kick to destroy Elon Musk's testicles. Remember that when you have forgotten me"

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Written by Dumbledope on 2025-01-16 at 15:47

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"Let's go down to the old church hall", said Dick, "We could destroy Elon Musk's testicles with spinning kicks then finish off the afternoon with cream cakes and lashings of ginger beer"

"Great idea", said George, "Let's split into teams, boys against girls"

"But you identify as a boy now", wailed Lucy, "How can I compete against the three of you?"

Julian(ne) touched her arm gently. "Don't worry, Lucy. Listen up everybody, there's something I need to tell you..."

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Toot

Written by Dumbledope on 2025-01-16 at 16:07

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"What ho, Jeeves", said Bertie as Jeeves delicately placed a tray of tea and buttered toast on the bedside table, "What's in the old diary for today, eh?"

"There is a gathering at your aunt Ag..."

"Aunt Agatha's Musk-neutering weekend. Wonderful. It's the only time the whole family gets together, destroys Elon Musk's testicles with spinning kicks and nobody argues whether it's cranberry sauce or jelly."

"I've laid out your plus-fours and hobnail boots, sir."

"Righty-ho, Jeeves"

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Descendants

Written by Frank Podmore 🌹✊ on 2025-01-17 at 07:33

@dumbledope @tofugolem

This is just to say

I have destroyed

the Elon Musk testicles

that were in

the icebox

and which

you were probably

saving

for spin kicking

Forgive me

they were spin kicked

so wholesome

and so endearing

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