8yo: singing Murder on the Dance Floor
Me, laughing: “It sounded like you sang Banana on the Dance Floor.”
8: “I did!”
Me: “It’s Murder on the Dance Floor.”
8: “How does that make any sense?”
Me: “It’s murder. That’s killing things. You better not kill the groove.”
8, clearly getting frustrated at my slowness: “Dad, that doesn’t make sense. You better not kill the groove. Because it’s a DANCE FLOOR. You need a GROOVE to dance.”
Me: “But how does a banana fit in?”
8: “It’s a dancing banana.”
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