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ADHD brain at midnight: "hmm i wanna practice shuffling cards, what cards do we have?"

me: "hmm i have this set here"

ADHD brain: opens it upside down and everything falls out

me: "eh ok i'll put everything back in, one sec"

autism brain: "HOLD UP" unleashes autism onto chips

the pun part of the brain: "you mean HOLD EM?"

all other parts of the brain: "shut up and look what autism did, it looks beautiful"

me: "well i guess we did the complete opposite of what we wanted to do in the first place, didn't we?"

ADHD brain: "if you post this on fedi to flex autism brain's sorting madness i will start quacking like a duck"

pun part of the brain: "i see your duck and i raise you..."

autism brain: "you don't see any duck, you hear the duck."

me: "WHO SHUFFLES THE CARDS NOW?"

ADHD: "omg we should post this story on fedi"

me: "fine......"

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