ADHD brain at midnight: "hmm i wanna practice shuffling cards, what cards do we have?"
me: "hmm i have this set here"
ADHD brain: opens it upside down and everything falls out
me: "eh ok i'll put everything back in, one sec"
autism brain: "HOLD UP" unleashes autism onto chips
the pun part of the brain: "you mean HOLD EM?"
all other parts of the brain: "shut up and look what autism did, it looks beautiful"
me: "well i guess we did the complete opposite of what we wanted to do in the first place, didn't we?"
ADHD brain: "if you post this on fedi to flex autism brain's sorting madness i will start quacking like a duck"
pun part of the brain: "i see your duck and i raise you..."
autism brain: "you don't see any duck, you hear the duck."
me: "WHO SHUFFLES THE CARDS NOW?"
ADHD: "omg we should post this story on fedi"
me: "fine......"
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@ember@blahaj.zone i think the 2nd die from the left is not sorted like the others :bleeh:
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@ember@blahaj.zone beautiful brain by the way :brainpat:
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