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Written by Fesshole 🧻 on 2025-02-03 at 10:25

Not even had a hint of sex for five years. Ordered myself a sex doll off Aliexpress. Just arrived home to a soggy battered box with a doll's head sticking out on my doorstep, think I'm going to have to move.

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Written by Steve Loughran on 2025-02-03 at 11:13

@fesshole just let your neighbours know that a fried is having bachelor's party and this is one of the gift. Set off on a Saturday dressed up smart and carrying some container the size of the package. Dump the container. Get drunk. Come home noisily at 3 am. You can do this!

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Written by GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 on 2025-02-03 at 11:38

@stevel

How about do nothing, since nobody cares? You do know what happens when you start rubbing in a stain, right? 😅

@fesshole

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Written by Steve Loughran on 2025-02-03 at 12:38

@Eetschrijver @fesshole actually, you you could go big and stick the doll in the plastic recycling bin next week, slashed to pieces with a knife and covered in animal blood. Ears, fingers and toes missing but clearly badly cut off would round it out completely.

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Written by B@1ty on 2025-02-03 at 12:27

@stevel @fesshole sounds like a fun time, do you have to do the sex doll bit first?

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Written by Steve Loughran on 2025-02-03 at 12:35

@baiteh @fesshole if you come to Central Bristol on a Friday night you can see all the hen parties of women coming over from Cardiff in South Wales to party through the evening – getting off the train and then drinking their way through the town. The one who has the inflatable male doll strapped on their back is the bride to be.

Not sure if it is mandatory

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Written by B@1ty on 2025-02-03 at 13:05

@stevel @fesshole sounds like a time to stay inside and lock the door!

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Written by Steve Ingamells on 2025-02-03 at 13:50

@stevel @baiteh @fesshole Interesting - so where are all the Friday night hen parties roaming St. Mary Street in Cardiff coming from? Bristol? Is there some kind of exchange mechanism?

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Written by Steve Loughran on 2025-02-03 at 15:16

@SteveIngamells @baiteh @fesshole all I see are they already somewhat drunk groups getting off trains at Temple Meads and then staggering into town. Assuming Cardiff is the same then all parties are simply going to another city so they can cut loose without so much fear of embarrassment. I bet the final trains home are chaos -as would late buses.

I once had the bad timing to get a train from Glasgow to Edinburgh on a derby day: Hearts v Hibs in Edinburgh and Celtic vs Rangers in Glasgow. Edinburgh-based supporters of either Glasgow club had to get trains east and vice-versa. Which meant the stations in each city centre had four sets of supporters and -all of whom hated each other – all on the platforms at the same time.

I hope there's a lot less conflict between the hen party groups of Bristol and Cardiff

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