Ancestors

Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-29 at 17:29

i expected it to be like MLP where it slowly started to pander to online audiences after it got massively popular. but this was made with novelty tarot cards on etsy in mind from day ONE.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-29 at 17:32

i can't believe his full legal name is Steven Universe

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-29 at 18:31

i'm trying so hard to be nice to Amythyst. give me strength.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-29 at 18:42

Greg is the only one i care about at the moment. all the others have the kids show problem where they're intentionally written to be obnoxious. other than Garnet but she doesn't really have a character yet. i assume she will at some point.

anyway. Greg is hot.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-29 at 18:56

i do like Pearl. in an "oh my god you have problems" kind of way. but again she has basically one character trait at this point.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-29 at 19:09

okay Amethyst is a literal heel. i like her now. she's like if Rainbow Dash was doing it on purpose.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-29 at 19:23

the difference between them is that Rainbow Dash has undiagnosed ADHD, but Amethyst has diagnosed ADHD and sells her meds to a guy on the corner.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-29 at 19:37

it's amazing how much intent changes a character. i was dreading the "dumbass comedy one who fucks everything up each episode" archetype. but "girl who is obnoxious on purpose because she knows it pisses you off" is so much better. i love bitches like that. that's basically a vriska.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-29 at 19:41

she just let Steven fall off a cliff because she thought it would be funny. i love her.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-29 at 21:56

i can tell already that this show has bigger ambitions RE: plot than Gravity Fall had. it feels like most episodes of GF were silly bullshit with a tiny bit of plot/character development for flavour. SU feels like they have a plot in mind and are just forced to tell it through the medium of silly bullshit.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-29 at 22:05

GF is definitely funnier. i got at least one laugh per episode with that. the only time i've laughed in 17 episodes so far was when Pearl plays Daytona and asks where the turn signal is.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-30 at 00:07

i do think this show is pretty good. but it's not very good at being a cartoon sitcom where wacky things happen each episode. it's way too sincere and earnest, and i don't think sincerity works when you're making an episode about pranking someone into eating a really spicy donut. i hope they stop trying to be pastel Regular Show soon.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-30 at 15:34

the thing about Pearl is that she's 70 years old

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-30 at 15:45

she should be complaining about her rheumatism

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-30 at 15:50

we

are the cis they/thems

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-30 at 16:16

Lapis is cool. i love her water wings.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-30 at 16:33

god why is this shot so.... so......

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-30 at 16:40

oh they're doing my absolute least favourite of the spreadsheet episodes. aka the "character loses their job and everyone gets annoyed at them for being unemployed"

at least these episodes are only 10 minutes long

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-30 at 17:23

did not expect a fucking David Icke episode. not good!

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-30 at 17:55

i didn't realise she could take that suit off...

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-30 at 18:15

again, i love Estelle, but i think it was a mistake to give a non-voice actor a role that requires them to be really stilted and monotone. i'm watching the episode where Steven imagines what Garnet's adventure was like, and the performance is so much better because she gets to show actual emotional range. it just seems like a really rough deal for her to be banished to the kuudere zone all the time.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-30 at 18:43

why do the drums on this one off ending theme go so hard???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPZMt5qwM14

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-30 at 18:44

idk if a version of this track exists that isn't 15 seconds long but if it does i wanna hear it

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-30 at 18:59

what is wrong with you.....

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-30 at 19:36

oh man. the stevonnie stuff is. weird. i feel like the "2 children = 1 adult" formula has some uh. implications.

i do look forward to the inevitible Being John Malcovich transgender-ism shenanigans that are certain to follow. or maybe you have to turn to fan content for that.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-31 at 13:28

Rose Lalonde.........

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-31 at 13:33

why do they keep pronouncing it "peridoT"................. agh........

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-31 at 14:01

retroactively annoyed that Pearl wasn't in the Poor Little Meow Meow battle royale on tumblr. maybe she gets less sopping wet as the show goes on.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-31 at 15:31

PΓ©ridot's ship being a giant pointing finger is cool........ symbolism.......

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-31 at 15:52

the restraint it must have taken to wait until the finale to have Estelle sing... really good...

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-31 at 15:54

also Garnet being a fusion is a cool twist. you definitely could have worked it out beforehand, which is really neat. idk how i'd never gotten that spoiled for me before, seems like a really core plot detail.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-31 at 16:42

i'm sorry but i'm skipping the uncle grandpa episode. i can't dude.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-31 at 16:57

i've said before that this show isn't very good at irreverant humour. but i do think the most popular in-universe TV show being a pastel cartoon where everyone is crying 24/7 is pretty fun.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-31 at 17:32

i remember seeing a bunch of Rose x Pearl art before i started watching this show. and i of course understand why it exists. but i do think Pearl is a much more interesting character if she doesn't get to marry Rose.

i find "girl who is absolutely, delusionally obsessed with a woman who simply doesn't reciprocate, or maybe even uses that obsession for political gain" to be much more compelling than domestic fluff lesbians. basically i need my yuri to have a certain baseline percentage of toxicity to enjoy it.

this is my problem with most fan representations of MadoHomu too, for the record. and Rosemary to an extent but in my head that one is even more toxic.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-31 at 17:37

i'd care more about the Keep Beach City Weird guy if we weren't introduced to him with lizardpeople shit. feels like he's one step away from talking about the Protocols of Elder Zion.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-31 at 17:40

i guess it was different in the pre-Qanon times. this guy would be posting about adrenochrome now.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-31 at 18:35

yes... haha... YES!!

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-31 at 19:31

Sardonyx.......... hello.......

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-01-31 at 19:36

so fusion is sex, right?

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-01 at 14:00

i like Peridot. funny. i have vague memories of ppl really hating her back in the day. idk if that's actually true though. was it? was there discourse on whether "clod" counts a gem slur?

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Toot

Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-01 at 15:51

god she's such a little freak. i love her.

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Descendants

Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-01 at 16:02

looked for art of her in the "please be patient, i have autism" hat and found this instead. great stuff.

https://x.com/shrimplovercat/status/1659569101755260929

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-01 at 16:44

TRIXIE MOMENT???

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-01 at 18:08

Peridot sending Lapis a "Sorry I Interrogated You" card............... cute.........

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-01 at 18:15

i love the barn arc. i hope they stay at the barn forever.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-01 at 18:42

baseball episode :D

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-01 at 19:58

they left the barn... when will they get back to the barn.......

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-01 at 20:00

there's basically no side character in Beach City that i care about. none of the comedy characters are funny. Sadie can stay but idgaf about any of the others. go back to the barn i wanna see the funny rocks argue.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-01 at 20:20

at the pearl tuxedo episode. already knew about this outfit because it was impossible not to as a queer on the internet. but it's good. very marlene dietrich.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-01 at 20:38

noooo steven don't give peridot a twitter account

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-01 at 20:51

Whenever Peridot is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "where's Peridot?"

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-02 at 14:16

Bismuth is cool. i feel like we're supposed to feel bad that she wants to kill gems but i really don't lol. fuck those guys.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-02 at 14:18

also pile drivers are my favourite fictional weapon which makes me even more supportive.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-02 at 14:21

i can't believe Rose Quartz was a liberal. what the hell.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-02 at 14:25

BARN TIME

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-02 at 14:27

meep morp...

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-02 at 14:28

Peridot and Lapis have been doing fucking Marcel Duchamp shit all this time................ cute.........

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-02 at 14:46

Peridot would say "erm... what the sigma?" unironically after seeing it online, thinking it was a normal human expression

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-02 at 15:53

my precious girl... my darling gem...

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-02 at 15:54

i fucking love Peridot dude. i love that season 4 opens with her doing literal Wile E. Coyote shit. absoulte clodtier gem.

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-02 at 16:39

it feels like we have so much plot to cover and we're still getting "steven pretends to be a fortune teller" episodes. sigh.

don't bring up the fact that i love the filler episodes when they star the funny green rock. that's different.

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Written by streetlight πŸ΄β€‹ on 2025-02-01 at 19:53

@boobs_idiot Bob!

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Written by iAmAnEngarneer on 2025-02-01 at 21:17

@boobs_idiot wow, i'm not sure I could take the emotional damage of speedrunning steven universe plus movie plus miniseries.

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Written by 36Β’ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-02-02 at 20:52

@boobs_idiot it's a real account too https://x.com/PERIDOT5XG

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Written by πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Cock Killer on 2025-02-02 at 20:57

@KC this is a great bit

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