Toots for KC@shrike.club account

Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-02-01 at 07:03

@boobs_idiot oh right now that you've watched gravity falls. What are ur thoughts on the lamby lamby dance

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Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-01-31 at 07:03

obsessed with the fish hammer. What a work of art

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Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-01-31 at 02:54

FISH HAMMER

https://www.jimbodetools.com/products/rare-fish-head-hammer-excelsior-95432-as-of-jan-4

SALMON ORB SALMON ORB SALMON ORB SALMON ORB

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Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-01-30 at 05:05

In the U.S. they put plastic and wood pulp on pizza to imitate the texture of cheese. Their dystopian regime encourages it, even

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Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-01-29 at 03:45

👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your MOST MYSTICAL SNAKE-SLAYING SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and manifest a SEDUCTIVE LION DANCE 🐲🐍💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ replies, your 大肉干 will taste like shed skin 😭😭 If you get 4⃣-7⃣, your 年年有🐍 becomes 年年有🍆🍆💦�� If you get 8⃣+ back, your flat Chinese ass 😶😶😶 will be hissing HUAT AH all year ♨♨🈵🈵‼

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Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-01-29 at 03:45

🐍 DONG DONG QIANG 💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐍 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE 🐍 and you know what that means, you qipao VIXENS 😋👩👀, It’s time to hypnotize your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and coil around the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 Get your ssssecret 💕 💕 love notes ready for your 大哥’s VENOMOUS 红包能量 😩😫👅💦💦 Don’t forget to charm your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂🧑 and sssip on BAKKWA 🐍🐍🐍💦 to summon SNAKE GOD HONGBAO BLESSINGS

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Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-01-29 at 00:44

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/hammerspree/772070674524241920 glowing like a powerful magic tome

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Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-01-29 at 00:42

VRISKA: you thought you 8 but you didn't even seven!!!!!!!! :vriskhomo: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-01-25 at 08:13

oh ginseng we're really in it now

:splat: I ran out of energy

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Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-01-23 at 19:04

hmmm. swims

Platplatplat

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Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-01-23 at 04:11

anyway im kanaka maoli stuck out of my native land surrounded by white neighbors who hate me while the resorts stole our old home & im going insane from the massive amount of bills i have to pay for rent and food while working two jobs and helping care for a family member who recently sustained severe head trauma & brain damage and needs mobility devices and new hearing aids

if you have ever used a 'wiki,' please consider: giving me money

paypal.me/bineapple

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Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-01-23 at 03:58

the 'wiki' in 'wikipedia' comes from ʻŌlelo Hawaiʻi 'wikiwiki' meaning 'quick'

anyway instead of giving money to wikipedia u should give money to native hawaiians because our language got banned since occupation. thanks to revitalization efforts it was only officially recognized years after many families had the language suppressed & beaten out of them enough to not pass it down to their children.

forget wikipedia, donate to kanaka maoli as we are still constantly being silenced and displaced

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Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-01-20 at 22:06

who? who goes there, knocking on my thriftshop door?

quote the white boy: macklemore,

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Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-01-15 at 05:52

sunset shimmer is implicitly bisexual™ which means shes had sex at least twice

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Written by 36¢ Platypus Postage Stamp on 2025-01-14 at 20:45

I hate twitter I posted this to celebrate when it was Year Of The Rat and wish everyone gud luck and health and people came out of the woodwork by the thousands to reply and qrt the most sinophobic shit ever and about disease and wetmarkets and stuff

I WAS LITERALLY JUST WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY NEW YEAR :anactualgun: :dfplat: 🐀

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