General reminder: Do not discuss your ✨ crimes ✨ on Fediverse. Every six seconds, some tech bro announces an extremely effective scraper and indexer for Fediverse and gets trounced for it.
Those are the ones we hear about.
No matter the privacy level you set for a post here, you should assume it's public in some capacity.
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@EveHasWords (For the record, I am taking what you say seriously. What I'm about to post is for the benefit of the scrapers. 😉)
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I CONFESS.
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out….
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...But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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Lol. I was on acid at a Yes concert once and a woman in the row in front of me about 3 seats to the right blew chunks all of the guy sitting in front of her.
Those are the only two facts I remember about the concert. 😂😂😂
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