one like = one reckon
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i should have prepared something for this. i had a good one this morning but i lost it in an all day workshop
ummm... okay this isn't that one, but
mixed member proportional government is better than FPP, even though we occasionally get mutant hybrid fuckhead governments, like this one
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2 it doesn't matter HOW you wash your cast iron pans as long as you dry them and oil them immediately
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3 there is no point trying to protect future generations or civilisations from our nuclear or bio-chemical waste. if c21st humans ever found a 100000yo crypt, obviously designed to withstand geological time, adorned with the skulls & bones of 50 species & a repeated warning in 10 unknown languages, in 20 alieny writing systems, that we decoded & realised amounted to THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOUR, knowing everything we know now
we would crack that motherfucking nut open yesterday
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4 this is not a simulation. i refute it thus: kicks rock, which de-rezzes and is redrawn in the correct spawn location on the next server reboot
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5 prohibition kills
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6 masks work
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nan I am capping this at 20 i didn't think i would have this many reckons
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7 ET the Home Computer Game for the Atari 2800 was perfectly fine, but the market & tech had moved on...
Remember Adventure? The box art was like a fever dream acid trip interpretation of the Dungeons & Dragons Players Manual, but the gameplay was a square that ran in a monochromatic 2D maze and eventually stabbed a goose with a downward pointing cursor arrow. And that game LAUNCHED the platform into the stratosphere.
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8 eScooters (lime/flamingo/uber/whatever) will NEVER pay off the environmental deficit of their manufacture. They're basically ride-on disposable vapes and the app/rental companies have to prematurely EoL them if they get scruffy just to stay in the market.
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9 dog dosent nid to be on stoopid diet. vet is a big dumdumb anuway
[edit: sorry left phone unlocked, you got one of the dog's reckons]
[edit: sorry another edit he got quite agitated and wants to add that we shouldn't have to wait so long while his kibble soaks. i told him that can go in the same reckon and he has calmed down, hopefully long enough for his kibble to soak]
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10 hustle grindset culture is the kid in the front of the class asking for more homework when what we are actually owed is a 26 hour work-week
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10a beware of companies offering "unlimited leave"
they're actually offering "zero leave", and daring you to take some
what you really want is a known amount of leave entitlement, the right to use it when you want to, AND accrue it when you don't have the opportunity or desire to use it, within reasonable bounds
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11 it was berenstein when i was a kid. so if you don't know that, either you're a guest in my dimension or i'm a guest in yours. and that's fine, we can show each other grace and respect accordingly.
i was a precocious reader and pedantic speller. it's burned into my retinal memory as clearly as if it had been written on the surface of the sun.
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12 its cheaper to house, clothe, and feed people than not to
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13 if human civilisation is still technologically advancing in a couple of hundred years we will realise sending naked selfies and maps to our solar system off into the galaxy in different directions was PROBABLY a mistake and considerable effort will need to be expended to go out and discretely collect those #DarkForest
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13a more likely scenario is that human civilisation will have wiped itself out, any conquering alien armada following the directions on V'ger1 arrives to find hardy varieties of cyanobacteria munching on a charred radioactive chunk of iron. they'll be like "well who sent us the nudes??!?"
a spectacular tragedy of errors will ensue when a SECOND conquering alien armada arrives, following the invitation on V'ger2, precipitating millennia of rolling conflict that decimates this arm of the galaxy
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13b imagining two highly advanced and voracious alien civilisations descending upon Earth bent on conquest & annihilation, only to be met by a 3rd even more advanced civilisation which is filming the galactic equivalent of "To catch a predator", who invites them to take a seat over there (in the orbit of Jupiter) so they can discuss exactly what they are doing visiting the solar system of a Type-0 civilisation while carrying charged anti-matter bombs & banned gene-harvesting stasis tanks
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13c "did you think you were going to MATE with these barely sentient bipeds?"
[undecipherable alien prevaricating]
"then why do you have space-condoms and a six-pack of Sagitarrian Wine-coolers?"
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13d Billy, nobody who liked that status actually signed up for this
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@ptoothfish four part reckons are the best, iβll claim it. would probably switch to a weird love triangle thing in screenplay
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@ptoothfish Always was an accounting trick sadly.
It took a long time to realize how much the simple rules of accounting do more to ensure you get a real break compared to any HR wellness policy.
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@ptoothfish
Will rescind my like forthwith
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@RedRobyn you may be eligible for a refund
i'm always making free open source reckons...
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