The Apocalypse ________ sound like jazz, jazz jazz jazz, jazz on the autobahn?
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11 it was berenstein when i was a kid. so if you don't know that, either you're a guest in my dimension or i'm a guest in yours. and that's fine, we can show each other grace and respect accordingly.
i was a precocious reader and pedantic speller. it's burned into my retinal memory as clearly as if it had been written on the surface of the sun.
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dumbshits deep-sixed by deepseek didn't diversify diligently
demagogue distracts denizens of democracy deploying deep-fakes disingenuously
its d-day dawning in dumbfuckistan
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home alone for a little while yesterday, he needs to know where i am today
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10a beware of companies offering "unlimited leave"
they're actually offering "zero leave", and daring you to take some
what you really want is a known amount of leave entitlement, the right to use it when you want to, AND accrue it when you don't have the opportunity or desire to use it, within reasonable bounds
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i co-facilitated a 5 hour workshop yesterday then did rockstar team leader shit for 2-3 further hours.
my social battery isn't drained, its leaking and rusting my terminals
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10 hustle grindset culture is the kid in the front of the class asking for more homework when what we are actually owed is a 26 hour work-week
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i had the avocado on toast without lemon and it was fine. could've used lemon, but
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9 dog dosent nid to be on stoopid diet. vet is a big dumdumb anuway
[edit: sorry left phone unlocked, you got one of the dog's reckons]
[edit: sorry another edit he got quite agitated and wants to add that we shouldn't have to wait so long while his kibble soaks. i told him that can go in the same reckon and he has calmed down, hopefully long enough for his kibble to soak]
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πΆi'm all out of lemons
i'm so lost without juice
avocados are ripe, been ready for so longπΆ
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8 eScooters (lime/flamingo/uber/whatever) will NEVER pay off the environmental deficit of their manufacture. They're basically ride-on disposable vapes and the app/rental companies have to prematurely EoL them if they get scruffy just to stay in the market.
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7 ET the Home Computer Game for the Atari 2800 was perfectly fine, but the market & tech had moved on...
Remember Adventure? The box art was like a fever dream acid trip interpretation of the Dungeons & Dragons Players Manual, but the gameplay was a square that ran in a monochromatic 2D maze and eventually stabbed a goose with a downward pointing cursor arrow. And that game LAUNCHED the platform into the stratosphere.
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nan I am capping this at 20 i didn't think i would have this many reckons
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6 masks work
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5 prohibition kills
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4 this is not a simulation. i refute it thus: kicks rock, which de-rezzes and is redrawn in the correct spawn location on the next server reboot
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3 there is no point trying to protect future generations or civilisations from our nuclear or bio-chemical waste. if c21st humans ever found a 100000yo crypt, obviously designed to withstand geological time, adorned with the skulls & bones of 50 species & a repeated warning in 10 unknown languages, in 20 alieny writing systems, that we decoded & realised amounted to THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOUR, knowing everything we know now
we would crack that motherfucking nut open yesterday
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2 it doesn't matter HOW you wash your cast iron pans as long as you dry them and oil them immediately
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i should have prepared something for this. i had a good one this morning but i lost it in an all day workshop
ummm... okay this isn't that one, but
mixed member proportional government is better than FPP, even though we occasionally get mutant hybrid fuckhead governments, like this one
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one like = one reckon
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