Ancestors

Toot

Written by hater on 2025-01-26 at 11:47

the bible would slap if they made jesus bicurious & gave him a septum piercing

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Descendants

Written by hater on 2025-01-26 at 11:49

me: jesus was a hot girl who had a lower back tattoo & drank oat milk lattes

the vatican: [rapidly drafting me cease & desist letters]

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-26 at 12:20

@stonebird so how long have you been a youth pastor? 😉

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