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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-21 at 16:36

Dear friends in my anxiety rectangle: take a look at this.

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-21 at 06:27

(My confidence goes even lower if you include a smiley-face or a thumbs-up emoji with your "good luck!".)

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-21 at 06:27

Look, I don't like to pre-judge, but if your software's install documentation - the instructions on how to obtain, set up, and the basic quick-start usage - if that has the phrase "good luck!" somewhere in it, my confidence in your thing is already pretty low.

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-21 at 04:19

Fool: a yacht

Cool: a hovercraft

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-20 at 17:14

IT'S MOVING DAY

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-20 at 16:24

The music at the Uncle Benny Zone is particularly vibrant this morning, I'm into it. It's like they're actively warding off everybody and everything else out there that doesn't have to do with donuts.

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-20 at 02:16

Tellin my kids this is what a "tee-vee set" was

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-19 at 03:46

MacOS trying to print be like

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-18 at 14:37

New profile pic, most suitable for AI model trainers:

https://www.bamsoftware.com/hacks/deflate.html

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-18 at 05:42

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-17 at 04:58

🎼 Everybody needs to see the cat's butthole

Cat needs to show you and everyone their buttholllle 🎵

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-16 at 02:04

"I'm takin my kids out to the bar for a drink" is a sentence I didn't know would make my heart swell up just a little bit, but it did and I'm owning it

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-16 at 00:45

Two young girls in the N Judah discussing the concept of friends. Close friends, best friends, not good friends but still friendly, and how you gotta have friends and enjoy them, be good with and to them, cultivating that friendship like a garden, that it always needs work.

I wanted to lean over and say, You two are the most adorable with your earnestness and thoughtfulness, but you're fuckin throwing me off my Duolingo so could you both shut the hell up? You're killin me here.

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-15 at 21:08

There's less than one hundred days before Andor season 2 starts.

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-15 at 18:43

Did not have @protonprivacy siding with MAGA on my 2025 bingo card, but here we all are 🤷‍♀️

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-14 at 16:55

I almost never vote for shareholder proposals the way the board of (whatever company) wants me to, but in this case I will one hundred percent make an exception:

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-12 at 04:11

This of course means that we've been dating long enough that this relationship, the concept of us dating, is old enough to vote.

(It woulda've voted for Harris, for Prop K, and against that stupid recriminalization bill in California, fyi)

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-12 at 01:53

Every year, without fail, we have a conversation that goes something like this:

"So what year is it this time? 17? 18?"

"Oh god I don't know. What year did we start dating?"

"2007."

"Really? Not 2008?"

"No no, we met in 2006, started dating in 2007."

"Right, right. So it's 18."

• does some math on a calculator*

"Yeah, 18. Ok."

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-11 at 17:38

Swear to god the spirit of Maddy Cusack, footballer for Sheffield U, is imbued into @hnrfineart 's cat, Sunny, and if you saw her bat her favorite fluff ball across the floor, juggle it with both forward paws, back-leg kick a goal under the cabinet then gallop away in pride and success, you'd think so also, and it'd warm your blackened pokey heart.

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Written by Jon Gilbert on 2025-01-10 at 05:41

That suspension-horror string crescendo that movies and tv shows use? I'm done with it. It's over used. It's anxiety-driving without purpose. FIND ANOTHER WAY to audibly convey suspense, PLEASE.

Both @hnrfineart and I are agreed on this and we cannot WAIT until it's as outdated and hackneyed as the porkarina. Are you? Is there consensus here? Can we get some sort of movement here to phase this bullshit out?

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