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Written by hater on 2025-01-30 at 17:21

does anyone else just straight-up not trust their ability to wake up at a “reasonable” hour? i even have an alarm set on weekends coz i know if i don’t my ass would get up at like 5pm or something

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Written by hater on 2025-01-29 at 00:10

i personally like to cultivate a toxic divorced couple dynamic with some of my closest friends #HaterFriendships

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Written by hater on 2025-01-29 at 00:08

this is the kind of information that governments are trying to keep from us btw

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Written by hater on 2025-01-28 at 23:02

just told my husband that sometimes when i’m around strangers i get these random thoughts about getting on all fours and growling at them & he looked at me like i’m a maniac? oh is this not a safe space all of a sudden???

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Written by hater on 2025-01-28 at 12:09

Chat am I cursed

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Written by hater on 2025-01-28 at 12:09

If you want to get an idea of how bad my day is going: I thought I’d treat myself by ordering a rice box from KFC for lunch and somehow they forgot to include the chicken

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Written by hater on 2025-01-26 at 22:38

this show has been running since the bloody 60s and has over 11,000 episodes? what the fuck???

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Written by hater on 2025-01-26 at 22:38

thanks to a pub quiz i went to tonight, i learned about the series “coronation street”

quick question: what the fuck is wrong with britain???

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Written by hater on 2025-01-26 at 16:55

i love that the lead guy from squid game got that fuckass red hair at the end of s1 & apparently there was no explanation about it whatsoever in s2

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Written by hater on 2025-01-26 at 16:11

pope francis: messy wasian thots on fedi need to get their shit together

me: hmmm surely he doesn’t mean me

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Written by hater on 2025-01-26 at 16:10

why does he keep throwing shade at me specifically

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Written by hater on 2025-01-26 at 11:49

me: jesus was a hot girl who had a lower back tattoo & drank oat milk lattes

the vatican: [rapidly drafting me cease & desist letters]

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Written by hater on 2025-01-26 at 11:47

the bible would slap if they made jesus bicurious & gave him a septum piercing

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Written by hater on 2025-01-22 at 14:24

count orlok: [tries to pull his freaky vampire shit on me]

me: so anyway, i started blasting

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Written by hater on 2025-01-22 at 14:22

nosferatu would be a VERY different film if i went into the castle instead of thomas. for starters, i’d bring a gun

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Written by hater on 2025-01-22 at 14:17

imagine you enter a dark, foreboding castle & find a coffin there. against your better judgment, you open it. you jump back in fright as i spring out - cloaked in shadow. you wait in shivering anticipation as i begin to speak:

“what’s up, bitch”

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Written by hater on 2025-01-22 at 09:03

like wasn’t there an entire subplot where hermione wanted to free the elves & they were pissed off because they liked being slaves? tf???

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Written by hater on 2025-01-21 at 11:41

they always have prerequisites for friendships, the most common one being “similar interests”.

i am someone who’s been described by multiple people as being extremely easy to befriend, & i maintain that it isn’t because i’m particularly nice or charming or whatever - it’s because i’m interested in people. in fact, i’m probably MORE interested in people who have little in common with me, because i like getting introduced to things i’m unfamiliar with.

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Written by hater on 2025-01-21 at 11:39

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: i see a lot of discussion online by &/or about people who struggle to make &/or maintain friendships. i also know a lot of people irl who struggle with this.

the one thing they all have in common is that they don’t take an active interest in other people.

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Written by hater on 2025-01-20 at 14:26

this diva

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