Ancestors

Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-20 at 11:37

I look around at other humans, examples of the genus that I am reliably informed I am a member of. They all seem to have the same form as me, superficially at least this is evident.

However, how do they drink hot coffee out of this apparatus? The physics is all wrong. Absolutely fascinating.

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Toot

Written by Twotired on 2025-01-20 at 13:49

@selzero Intended for an alien proboscis?

I have long suspected that hard shell tacos were invented by aliens. They are obviously intended to be eaten by creatures with mandibles. If you turn them sideways so that they go into a human mouth, all the filling falls out!

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Descendants

Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-20 at 13:55

@Twotired engineering design fail

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Written by Twotired on 2025-01-20 at 13:59

@selzero

Americans:

“Let’s take this chunk of Mexico and make it our own!” (gets Texas).

“Let’s take this awesome traditional taco and make it our own!” (gets hard shell taco).

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