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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-21 at 12:24

Remember kids. Nazis are for punching. Not joining.

@DifferentDrummer https://syzito.xyz/@DifferentDrummer/113863682364950639

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-21 at 01:01

Who wore it better?

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-20 at 11:37

I look around at other humans, examples of the genus that I am reliably informed I am a member of. They all seem to have the same form as me, superficially at least this is evident.

However, how do they drink hot coffee out of this apparatus? The physics is all wrong. Absolutely fascinating.

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-19 at 11:50

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-19 at 11:05

Technology has taken away our community events by making media available on demand, and our interpersonal connections, by first replacing our phone books with social media, and then ruining social media.

There is a massive community and authenticity gap in modern society that most people are even failing to notice, let alone articulate.

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-18 at 21:32

Your friendly neighbourhood instance admin was the sassiest mofo in Camden Town today

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-18 at 01:55

This picture has just given you hepatitis C.

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-17 at 21:36

Coffee and biscuits ♥️

Contrary to popular belief, late cups of coffee don't impact my sleep.

You know what does impact my sleep though?

The slow march of fascism cheered on by hordes of uneducated deplorables, like eager turkeys pinning for Christmas.

Anyway (sips coffee)

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-17 at 20:55

Everyone is bigging up the (now late) great Dennis Law, for me, a rare example of a namesake I could look up to. As you would imagine growing up with EastEnders wasn't great for a Den.

However, I would just like to point out that I have the same number of career Premiership games, goals, and assists as Dennis Law. And I would like a similar sending off when the time comes.

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-17 at 19:08

8 years ago I won a Nintendo Switch because I know my whisky.

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-17 at 14:18

After the banning of Tiktok Americans have taken to full on Chinese social media app Rednote, where the meeting of cultures is undoing decades of propaganda.

"They tell us your government makes you work from 4 years old!"

"Haha oh that's hilarious, our government tells us you guys even have to pay to get an ambulance!!"

"Yeah... Haha... Funny"

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-17 at 13:16

"After Brexit the hospital wait times will get shorter"

Hahahahahaha

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Wait wait wait I'm out of breath.

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-16 at 20:04

Whatever you think of David Lynch's work, it's undeniable that he was a creative force with his own vision, I hate losing unique people :moomin_sad:

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-16 at 19:15

Oh no we lost Lynch 😔

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-16 at 13:27

There used to be a saying attributed to Andy Warhol that in the future everyone will have 15 minutes of fame.

That, it turns out, was an understatement.

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-16 at 12:06

Either I write my own contracts or my counterparty / client sends one they already have.

I have worked like this for 20 years and it's fine. No issues.

Recently people have been sending me contracts they got ChatGPT to make.

Pages and pages of fraff I now have to sanity check.

Why.

It's a complete waste of time.

The automation is supposed to be checking me, not visa versa.

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-16 at 11:11

My life is so tame right now, if it was a book it would be legal in Florida.

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-15 at 12:31

What actually is the name of the economic theory that postulates that being able to say the N word, or terrorizing trans and non binary people, has an impact on the price of eggs 🤔

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-14 at 16:08

"What do you mean they are closing the mines? I just finished my apprenticeship"

"Don't worry the post office is hiring"

"I'm a month away from a proper wage, what do you mean this post office is about to become a Mongolian grill?"

"Everything is online now, don't worry, learn to code"

"Ive memorized the C++ STL library can I have a job please?"

"Why? We get ChatGPT to do that now"

1950s economic concepts of working for independence belong in the 1950s.

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Written by Deniz Opal on 2025-01-14 at 13:42

Hot chocolate and shaders.

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