Ancestors

Written by Sophie 🎲🧩🏳️‍⚧️ on 2025-01-17 at 15:49

Omfg I just realised something amazing and I genuinely think it can change the world for the better:

Chuck Norris facts can be told as Keanu Reeves facts.

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Toot

Written by Sophie 🎲🧩🏳️‍⚧️ on 2025-01-17 at 15:51

(I’m pretty sure the only reason we quit telling those facts was because they were overshadowed by the real fact that the guy was a humongous asshole. AFAIK not even close to a problem with Neo. LFG!)

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Descendants

Written by Advanced Persistent Teapot on 2025-01-17 at 16:03

@Sophie on a bit of a tangent, I saw him at ComicCon about 18 months ago, at a signing table as I waited with a friend for someone else (Amanda Tapping, who was thoroughly lovely); there was nobody queuing up for him and while I watched his staff got him up to leave, and he just looked like a sad, lonely, elderly man. Not that I had any sympathy, it was just an interesting contrast to the queue for Ms Tapping.

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Written by Mike McCaffrey on 2025-01-17 at 17:33

@http_error_418 @Sophie Fun fact, Keanu Reeves is so fast at signing autographs it is simply impossible for a line to form.

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Written by Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: on 2025-01-17 at 17:38

@Sophie Neo maybe Keanu Reeves… I feel like every actor at this point is suspicious.

Would rather say like, Popeyes or Mary Poppins facts.

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Written by masukomi on 2025-01-17 at 20:57

@Sophie I dunno. So much of Chuck Norris facts were about being uber manly, but all the cool Keanu Reeves facts are about being a kind and decent human being.

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