Toot

Written by Dumbledope on 2025-01-16 at 15:47

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"Let's go down to the old church hall", said Dick, "We could destroy Elon Musk's testicles with spinning kicks then finish off the afternoon with cream cakes and lashings of ginger beer"

"Great idea", said George, "Let's split into teams, boys against girls"

"But you identify as a boy now", wailed Lucy, "How can I compete against the three of you?"

Julian(ne) touched her arm gently. "Don't worry, Lucy. Listen up everybody, there's something I need to tell you..."

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