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Toot

Written by phooky on 2025-01-05 at 13:43

[internal monologue while brushing teeth this morning] there's so much hardware driving the OLED display on this electric toothbrush, there's no reason they can't just audibly talk to you, since you can't see the display while brushing anyway. your toothbrush could say "hey, good job", or "get the back a little more", or "haven't seen you in a while, what's up". maybe people would build up relationships with their toothbrushes, and the toothbrush would be all "where were you last night? is there another oral-b?" and eventually people would fall in love with their toothbrushes, and there would be underground toothbrush firmware hackers adding kink stuff, sexy voices, or like the ability to bring your toothbrush to orgasm while brushing

[stops internal monologue]

[looks at toothbrush dubiously]

brushing teeth is unhealthy

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Descendants

Written by Bill, organizer of stuff on 2025-01-05 at 14:20

@phooky Be careful if you turn your passion into a side hustle.

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Written by Chris [list of emoji] on 2025-01-05 at 15:12

@phooky

THIS IS HOW YOU GET TECHBROS!!!

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Written by phooky on 2025-01-05 at 22:00

@suetanvil no, this is how you get toothbros

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