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Written by Max Leibman on 2024-12-16 at 13:16

Maybe CEOs should carry bulletproof backpacks.

I mean, yeah, it’s a really stupid idea, but it was a really stupid idea when it was proposed as a remedy for school shootings, too, and people still said it then.

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Written by Max Leibman on 2024-12-16 at 13:24

(Also, I want to be clear that this is not a criticism of any parent who bought a bulletproof backpack or insert. You are grasping at straws to keep your kids safe in a system that is determined not to.)

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Written by Natsura :cyberverified_pink: on 2024-12-17 at 01:00

@maxleibman@beige.party maybe they should start doing random drills at their offices in case a shooter does break into their building owo

yeah i know also a stupid idea no other country has to do that, but then again no other country has children that have to do drills in case a shooter breaks into their school

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Written by saxnot on 2025-01-12 at 10:12

@Natsura @maxleibman anonymous hotline for CEOs who want to get out.

Capitalism got you surrounded?

Call us, we give you a new identity, transport you there with pension and all don't worry about all the other details we will wrap this up, manage your assets (away from you) and destroy all the evidence of your face being associated with this organized crime you call capitalism.

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Written by Local Agency on 2025-01-12 at 03:09

@maxleibman full space marine powered armor.

Make it so a CEO has to wear a giant mecha suit if they want to appear in public.

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