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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-24 at 20:00

I’m feeling massive guilt and angst about unfinished work ON MY DAY OFF.

Congratulation, capitalism. You win.

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-24 at 18:54

“Just one more game,” he lied, “and then I’ll get to work,” he further lied.

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-24 at 14:54

“We’re kind of in a pickle.”

–Me, explaining our new Weinermobile-inspired marketing campaign for Vlasic

[#]IHaveAWayWithWords

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-24 at 02:05

No human being is illegal.

However, some human beings are criminals.

Like Donald Trump, for instance.

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-23 at 19:47

The only thing worse than the AI-generated content clogging my Google results is the human-generated content clogging my Google results.

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-23 at 18:32

Everyone—EVERYONE—who complains about being passed over in favor of a “diversity” hire has one thing in common: they suck at their job. #DEI

https://hachyderm.io/@aronow/113875619118750711

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-23 at 17:44

Max‘s posts are filmed before a live studio audience.

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-23 at 15:13

My work has a timeless quality.

In that it’s always late.

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-23 at 14:35

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth when you can get the milk for free.

Wait. Let me start over.

[#]WaitLetMeStartOver

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-23 at 00:22

Did you hear that Tesla is rolling out robotaxis?

In several major cities, you’ll be able to heil a cab!

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-22 at 17:12

Don’t use personal information, like birthdays, anniversaries, or pet’s names, as passwords.

When your password ends up for sale on the dark web, hackers will be able to use it to guess details of your personal life!

[#]infosec

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-22 at 12:53

Or in general.

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-22 at 12:53

You probably shouldn’t hire me to do your marketing when I haven’t slept well.

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-22 at 12:52

Grow the Fediverse rather than feed the Gropeverse.

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-22 at 08:37

“But is it actually Nazism?” scream the media as they are herded into Tesla boxcars with swastikas painted on the sides.

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-22 at 00:34

To tolerate the intolerant is, itself, an intolerant act.

There is no “paradox of tolerance.” Any compromise with racism is still racism. Any compromise with transphobia is still transphobia. Any compromise with genocide is still genocide.

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-20 at 22:35

Just to put this whole situation in perspective: we’re fucked.

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-20 at 22:01

For whom, or what, is today the origin story?

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-20 at 22:00

In retrospect, "Retweets aren't endorsements" was a weird, disingenuous disclaimer. “My promoting this tweet to hundreds or thousands of my followers does not mean I endorse it in any way." Then why are you spreading it?

This is also an argument for quote-tweets and quote-posts—they are a way to share with context, to make it clear why you're sharing, and to what extent you disagree with or would add nuance to the original.

Because a boost (or retweet) by itself is a tacit endorsement.

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Written by Max Leibman on 2025-01-20 at 18:19

“Fucking told you so, didn’t we?”

–Future Democratic Party campaign slogan

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